🌟🌟/5 You know what they say, laughter is the best medicine. But after watching ‘Sarkari Baccha’ 😒, I’m not so sure I believe that anymore. Greetings readers, it’s your girl, Review Rani, here to save you from the torment of sitting through this Bollywood fiasco. Picture this. Aditya, a lad with all the charm of…
🤡🤡🐶 (2 out of 5) “When life gives you a dog movie, you expect a pawsome experience. But when it turns into a barkfest…you can’t help but howl in disappointment.” Greetings, Bollywood buffs! It’s your favourite cynic, Review Rani, back with another no-holds-barred, hilarious take on the latest Hindi flick. The movie on my chopping…
🔪🔪🔪 (3 out of 5 knives) If you’ve ever wondered what it would feel like to have your heart pounding out of your chest while simultaneously being strangled by suspense, then boy, do I have a movie for you! Alrighty, folks! Put on your seatbelts ’cause Review Rani is in the house, and she’s here…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4/5) Grab your popcorn and ready your eyerolls, folks! We’re diving headfirst into the madness and merriment of Malegaon’s wannabe movie-makers. 🎬😂 The tale of Nasir Shaikh and his band of not-so-merry men is a story of dreams, delusions, and dollops of daring. Nasir, the self-proclaimed Spielberg of Malegaon, along with his motley crew…
🤩🤩🤩🤩☆ Insert drum roll Ladies and gentlemen, your favorite, irreverent Bollywood movie critic, Review Rani, is back in action! Brace yourselves as we embark on a rollercoaster ride through the highs and lows of the latest Bollywood offering, "Kuch Sapney Apne". Let’s cut to the chase, shall we? So, we’ve got this cute couple, Kartik…
🌟🌟🌟(3/5 stars) Love triangles and retrograde amnesia, can it get any more ‘Bollywood’ than this? Hello, darlings, it’s your favourite Bollywood critic, Review Rani, back again with a fresh serving of juicy film review. Buckle up, for we have a story so clichéd, it could be a Bollywood classic from the ’90s. Ladies and gents,…
🌟🌟🌟 (3/5) 📝 Well, buckle up folks! It’s Review Rani here, armed to the teeth with her cynicism, ready to dive into the emotional whirlwind that is ‘Kaushaljis VS Kaushal’. So, let’s get this show on the road! In the saga of everyday drama, we have the Kaushal clan, where Yug and Reet are so…
🌟🌟🌟🌟⭐ Well, well, well, look who dropped by. It’s your favorite dose of snark and sass, Review Rani, coming at you with her take on the latest Bollywood flick, "Dhoom Dhaam." 😏 Buckle up, buttercups! Picture this, "Dhoom Dhaam" kicks off like a Bollywood love child of "Die Hard" and "Runaway Bride." Newlyweds Koyal (Yami…
🤣😡😒😜😐 (2.5/5) Let’s dive into the film that seems to be the love child of a history textbook and a Bollywood drama, shall we? Review Rani is here to spill the tea on "Chhaava," the latest attempt by Bollywood to rewrite history with a dash of unnecessary song and dance. Once upon a time, there…
📽️🎞️🎬🍿 Emoticon Rating: 😂🌟🌟🌠 (2.5 out of 5) Well, hello there Bollywood aficionados! It’s your favorite sayer of sarcastic cinematic sagas, Review Rani, back from another stint in the trenches of Hindi cinema. Today, we’re dissecting the latest love story to hit the silver screen, Bobby Aur Rishi Ki Love Story. Buckle up, because it’s…
🤩🤩🤡🤡🤡 (2 stars for the effort, 3 clowns for the execution) It seems like Himesh Reshammiya has been on a mission to redefine the meaning of ‘badass’. And boy, has he done a splendid job… of making it synonymous with ‘torturous’! Well played, sir. Ladies and gents, it’s your favorite Bollywood bashing diva, Review Rani….
🙄🙄🤔🙄🙄 (2.5/5) Oh, you youngsters and your phones! If you’re not exchanging spit, you’re swapping screens. 🤦♀️ Hello, darlings! Review Rani is here to spill the chai on the latest rom-com to hit the big screen. So, grab your popcorn and prepare to be entertained…or not. Are you ready to meet Gaurav (Junaid Khan) and…
🍿🍿🍿🍿 Out of 5 Popcorns Get ready for a roller-coaster ride of emotions with the drama-du-jour, ‘The Mehta Boys.’ The flick serves a cocktail of family dynamics, fatherly quirks, and a dash of mystery, all shaken and stirred within 48 hours. Get your tissues ready, because the Review Rani is here to spill the tea!…
🌟🌟🌟🌟(4/5) 🎬🎥 Brace yourselves Bollywood buffs, for Review Rani is back! 🎥🎬 💃💃 So, there’s this young lady, let’s call her Richa, because well, that’s her name in the film (played by Sanya Malhotra). See, our Richa here has a dream, a passion, a fire in her belly and it’s all about dance. But alas!…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 stars, for those of you who are symbol-blind) Now, let’s dive into this. If you’re a glutton for emotional punishment, buckle up, because ‘Anuja’ is a short film that’s gonna twist your heartstrings like a pretzel, then toss them into the deep fryer. Take a deeply moving narrative, a couple…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 cleverly chosen emojis) Drum roll, please! 🥁 Welcome to another Review Rani special, where we take a deep dive into Bollywood’s latest offerings, with a generous dose of sarcasm, a sprinkle of wit, and plenty of eye-rolls. Ready? Let’s go! Today’s special: ‘Let’s Meet’ – a love story set in…
🌟🌟🌟🙄 (3 out of 5, and an extra roll of the eyes) “A policeman with the memory of a goldfish sets out to solve a crime he’s already solved. What could possibly go wrong?” Well hello, Bollywood buffs and masala mavens. This is your one and only Review Rani, back again to spelunk into the…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 So, here we go again, another Bollywood flick trying to be “deep.” This one’s titled ‘Bedtime Blahs’ (not really, but it should be). So, strap in and get ready for a roller-coaster ride of well… mild amusement and occasional yawns. Oh, and I’m Review Rani, your guide to the cinematic chaos that is Bollywood….
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 stars) Oh, what’s that you hear? It’s just the sound of my heartstrings being yanked by a 90s anime classic! Ladies and gents, let’s talk about the cinematic revival of, dare I say it, the most epic of Indian epics, ‘Ramayana: The Legend of Prince Rama’. Buckle up, because Review…
Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟😏 (4 stars and a smirk) Well, darlings, buckle up, because your favourite Bollywood critic, Review Rani, is back to weave her magic on Victor Mukherjee’s latest cinematic offering, "Sweet Dreams." Now, don’t let the title fool you. This isn’t a lullaby, it’s more like a dreamy pop song that will leave you humming…
