🌟🌟🌟🌟⭐ Well, well, well, look who dropped by. It’s your favorite dose of snark and sass, Review Rani, coming at you with her take on the latest Bollywood flick, "Dhoom Dhaam." 😏 Buckle up, buttercups! Picture this, "Dhoom Dhaam" kicks off like a Bollywood love child of "Die Hard" and "Runaway Bride." Newlyweds Koyal (Yami…
🤣😡😒😜😐 (2.5/5) Let’s dive into the film that seems to be the love child of a history textbook and a Bollywood drama, shall we? Review Rani is here to spill the tea on "Chhaava," the latest attempt by Bollywood to rewrite history with a dash of unnecessary song and dance. Once upon a time, there…
📽️🎞️🎬🍿 Emoticon Rating: 😂🌟🌟🌠 (2.5 out of 5) Well, hello there Bollywood aficionados! It’s your favorite sayer of sarcastic cinematic sagas, Review Rani, back from another stint in the trenches of Hindi cinema. Today, we’re dissecting the latest love story to hit the silver screen, Bobby Aur Rishi Ki Love Story. Buckle up, because it’s…
🤩🤩🤡🤡🤡 (2 stars for the effort, 3 clowns for the execution) It seems like Himesh Reshammiya has been on a mission to redefine the meaning of ‘badass’. And boy, has he done a splendid job… of making it synonymous with ‘torturous’! Well played, sir. Ladies and gents, it’s your favorite Bollywood bashing diva, Review Rani….
🙄🙄🤔🙄🙄 (2.5/5) Oh, you youngsters and your phones! If you’re not exchanging spit, you’re swapping screens. 🤦♀️ Hello, darlings! Review Rani is here to spill the chai on the latest rom-com to hit the big screen. So, grab your popcorn and prepare to be entertained…or not. Are you ready to meet Gaurav (Junaid Khan) and…
🍿🍿🍿🍿 Out of 5 Popcorns Get ready for a roller-coaster ride of emotions with the drama-du-jour, ‘The Mehta Boys.’ The flick serves a cocktail of family dynamics, fatherly quirks, and a dash of mystery, all shaken and stirred within 48 hours. Get your tissues ready, because the Review Rani is here to spill the tea!…
🌟🌟🌟🌟(4/5) 🎬🎥 Brace yourselves Bollywood buffs, for Review Rani is back! 🎥🎬 💃💃 So, there’s this young lady, let’s call her Richa, because well, that’s her name in the film (played by Sanya Malhotra). See, our Richa here has a dream, a passion, a fire in her belly and it’s all about dance. But alas!…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 stars, for those of you who are symbol-blind) Now, let’s dive into this. If you’re a glutton for emotional punishment, buckle up, because ‘Anuja’ is a short film that’s gonna twist your heartstrings like a pretzel, then toss them into the deep fryer. Take a deeply moving narrative, a couple…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 cleverly chosen emojis) Drum roll, please! 🥁 Welcome to another Review Rani special, where we take a deep dive into Bollywood’s latest offerings, with a generous dose of sarcasm, a sprinkle of wit, and plenty of eye-rolls. Ready? Let’s go! Today’s special: ‘Let’s Meet’ – a love story set in…
🌟🌟🌟🙄 (3 out of 5, and an extra roll of the eyes) “A policeman with the memory of a goldfish sets out to solve a crime he’s already solved. What could possibly go wrong?” Well hello, Bollywood buffs and masala mavens. This is your one and only Review Rani, back again to spelunk into the…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 So, here we go again, another Bollywood flick trying to be “deep.” This one’s titled ‘Bedtime Blahs’ (not really, but it should be). So, strap in and get ready for a roller-coaster ride of well… mild amusement and occasional yawns. Oh, and I’m Review Rani, your guide to the cinematic chaos that is Bollywood….
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 stars) Oh, what’s that you hear? It’s just the sound of my heartstrings being yanked by a 90s anime classic! Ladies and gents, let’s talk about the cinematic revival of, dare I say it, the most epic of Indian epics, ‘Ramayana: The Legend of Prince Rama’. Buckle up, because Review…
Rating: 🌟🌟🌟🌟😏 (4 stars and a smirk) Well, darlings, buckle up, because your favourite Bollywood critic, Review Rani, is back to weave her magic on Victor Mukherjee’s latest cinematic offering, "Sweet Dreams." Now, don’t let the title fool you. This isn’t a lullaby, it’s more like a dreamy pop song that will leave you humming…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 stars) Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears! It’s me, your favourite Bollywood banter queen, Review Rani, back with another belly-aching review. This time, I’ve set my sights on "Sky Force," a film that’s flying high on patriotism, but also has a knack for disappearing faster than my last relationship….
🌟🌟💫 (2.5 out of 5 Stars) Well, butter my biscuit and call me Review Rani! I’m here to serve you a fresh, piping hot take on the latest Hindi film, ‘Hisaab Barabar.’ Now, strap in, boys and girls, because this ride is about as smooth as a rickshaw on a pothole-filled Mumbai street. 😂 ‘Hisaab…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 ½ Hold on to your popcorn, folks! Review Rani is here, and she’s about to spill the masala on Sumit Kulkarni’s latest flick. If you thought you were in for another run-of-the-mill Bollywood comedy, think again… or maybe not. 🙃 So, there’s this guy, Baman (Sharib Hashmi), who has an uncanny skill for making…
Rating: 🌟🌟 🙃 Well folks, gather round and hold onto your chai cups, because Review Rani is here to spill some spicy Bollywood tea. Today, we’re diving headfirst into the cinematic maeligan that is ‘Emergency’, a film that takes a stab at recounting the political hullabaloo surrounding the Emergency in 1975. Just to set the…
🌟🌟🌟 (3 out of 5 stars) Well, well, well, if it isn’t Bollywood trying to make another grand spectacle with noble intentions and ending up with a horse of a different color. 😏 Yes, my dear Bollywood buffs, it’s your favorite sarcastic cynic, Review Rani, here to give you the lowdown on the latest period…
🤣👎👎👎👎👎 Well, look at that, another Bollywood film trying to be a Hollywood action flick, this time with Sonu Sood in the director’s chair.😮 Hold onto your seats, folks, we’re in for a wild, and often ridiculous, ride. Sonu Sood plays a simple Punjabi bloke named Fateh who, in classic Bollywood fashion, transforms from a…
🌟🌟✨✨✨ (2.5/5) Put on your seatbelts, comrades, because we’re about to take a roller-coaster ride of a movie review, and it’s gonna be a bumpy one. Guess what? Our dear Bollywood has taken yet another shot at political thrillers with "Match Fixing," a drama based on a work of fiction – Kanwar Khatana’s "The Game…
