🤣👎👎👎👎👎 Well, look at that, another Bollywood film trying to be a Hollywood action flick, this time with Sonu Sood in the director’s chair.😮 Hold onto your seats, folks, we’re in for a wild, and often ridiculous, ride. Sonu Sood plays a simple Punjabi bloke named Fateh who, in classic Bollywood fashion, transforms from a…
🌟🌟✨✨✨ (2.5/5) Put on your seatbelts, comrades, because we’re about to take a roller-coaster ride of a movie review, and it’s gonna be a bumpy one. Guess what? Our dear Bollywood has taken yet another shot at political thrillers with "Match Fixing," a drama based on a work of fiction – Kanwar Khatana’s "The Game…
🌟🌟✨✨✨ (2.5/5) Hold on to your popcorn folks, because “The Rabbit House” might just make it last longer than you’d hope for. It’s got everything – a mysterious disappearance, a honeymoon gone wrong, and a domineering husband. What it lacks, however, is a sense of timing and the art of storytelling. Hello, darlings! It’s your…
🌟🌟🌟 ½ “When life gives you a dual-life action-drama, squeeze out the pulp and make a cocktail of masala entertainment!” Hello, Bollywood buffs! Review Rani here, ready to dissect yet another Bollywood dish, served with the usual garnishing of over-the-top action, melodrama, and a dash of romance. This time we’re digging into a Varun Dhawan…
🤪🤪🤪 out of 5️⃣ Well, folks, here we go again – another dose of Bollywood’s signature melodrama, this time delivered by Anil Sharma’s latest offering, ‘Vanvaas’. Picture this – an elderly man abandoned by his own blood, a ruffian with a heart of gold, and copious quantities of emotions running high. Sounds familiar? That’s because…
🤔🤔🤔🤔 (4/5) Hello, my dear Bollywood bhakts! Your favourite critic, Review Rani, is back to give you the lowdown on the latest docu-drama to hit the silver screen. This time, we’re going on a rollercoaster ride with none other than Yo Yo Honey Singh in "Yo Yo Honey Singh: Famous". So, buckle up and let’s…
🙌🤡🙌🤡🙌🤡👌 (3 and a half stars) Well, well, well, look what the stray dog dragged in! A Bollywood film that’s all bark and no bite. Here I am, your queen of quip, Review Rani, ready to sink my teeth into this fluffy tail wagging tale. This ‘slice-of-life’ drama that’s been served up by director Sunil…
🎥🎥🎥🎥✨ (4/5 stars, because Rani isn’t easily impressed, darling!) Hold on to your samosas, folks! We’re about to take a wild ride up the Himalayas, where teenage hormones are running rampant in a girls’ boarding school and no one, I repeat, no one, is safe from their clutches! 😏 Meet Mira (Preeti Panigrahi), a spitfire…
🤪🤪🤪🤪🙄 Well, butter my parathas and call me Review Rani! I’ve just been through a cinematic saga more twisted than a plate of jalebis. We’re talking about Despatch here, folks, a film that tries to encapsulate the tumultuous world of digital news and crime journalism in the heart of Mumbai, starring Manoj Bajpayee as Joy…
🌟🌟🌟🤔 (3.5 out of 5 perplexed stars) If ever there was a film that embodied the phrase “trying to juggle too many balls and dropping most of them”, it’s “Jaaiye Aap Kahan Jaayenge“. But hey, bless their hearts for trying. I’m Review Rani reporting from the heartland of the UP-Bihar border, where a father-son duo’s…
😂😂😂✨🌟 (Two and a half stars out of five) Ready to have your dreams and desires served on a platter of Punjabiness? Well, the film ‘Jahankilla’ might just be your cup of chai, er, I mean, movie. And guess who’s gracing you with her divine presence today? None other than yours truly, Review Rani, here…
🙄🙄🙄✨🌟 (3.5 out of 5 stars) So, here we are. Another day, another heist flick trying to stand out among the sea of Bollywood thrillers. Ladies and gents, welcome to Review Rani’s take on the latest offering from Neeraj Pandey, the man behind a slew of nail-biting thrillers like A Wednesday, Special 26, and Baby….
🤔😐😒 Rating: 2/5 Alright, Bollywood buffs, it’s your girl, Review Rani, back with another helping of cinematic sarcasm. Today, we’re diving headfirst into a film that attempts to portray the gut-wrenching Nirimaya case. Spoiler alert: it flounders more than a fish out of water. The film’s narrative, or rather the jigsaw puzzle that pretends to…
Rating: 😁😁😁😡😡 Well, well, well, what do we have here? Another Bollywood blockbuster that’s as predictable as my grandma’s knitting patterns. Brace yourselves, my lovely readers, because Review Rani is back and ready to serve you a delicious dish of critique, seasoned with sarcasm and garnished with humor. The film in question? A high-budget, star-studded…
🙃🙃🙃 (3/5) Hello, darlings! It’s your favourite cynic, Review Rani, ready to unleash her razor-sharp wit upon yet another unsuspecting Bollywood flick. Today, the guinea pig on my review operating table is none other than ‘I Want To Talk’ starring Abhishek Bachchan. Let’s dive in, shall we? ‘I Want to Talk’ is the kind of…
🌟🌟🌟 1/2 (Three and a half stars, if you’re wondering) Well, well, well, look who’s playing widow and the poet. Welcome, darlings, to the latest melodrama from the Bollywood kitchen. I am Review Rani, your sarcastic guide through this emotional rollercoaster. Buckle up! 🎢😉 So, we have this tale based on Amrik Singh Deep’s novel…
🌟🌟🌟1/2 (Three and a half stars) 🎬 Lights, camera, action! Here we are again, darlings, with your queen of Bollywood sass, Review Rani. Get ready for an absurdly humorous spin on “The Sabarmati Report,” a film that tries to uncover the murky layers behind the 2002 Godhra incident. 🎥😎 “The Sabarmati Report” attempts to add…
🌟🌟 (2 out of 5) Let’s kick this off with a hearty chuckle, shall we? Because nothing screams “hilarity” like a botched attempt at weaving a controversial real-life incident into the fabric of cinematic drama. This, my dear readers, is “A Real Encounter,” a film that’s about as real as my imaginary pet unicorn. 😂…
Well, well, well, if it isn’t another movie that’s been squeezed out of the Bollywood rom-com juicer! 😂😂😂 So, here we are, folks, ready to dive into the heart-wrenching, soul-stirring, yawn-inducing saga of Shehnaaz, Zubin, and Ruby in the film, "Khwaabon Ka Jhamela". Rating? Let’s go with two and a half cringe emojis out of…
🤩🤩🤩🤩 (4 out of 5 stars) drumroll please 🥁 Ladies and gentlemen, buckle up your seatbelts, grab your popcorn, and prepare for a rollercoaster ride as Bajirao Singham (Ajay Devgn) is back with a bang! This time, he’s more like a one-man army, fighting off a whole pack of wild beasts, and saving his damsel…
