🌟🌟🌟 (3 out of 5 emoticon stars because, why not?) Okay, folks! It’s your favorite Bollywood reviewer, Review Rani, here to serve you a fresh platter of sarcasm with a side of wit. Let’s dive into this cinematic soup, shall we? Meet Yudhra, the angry young man (played by Siddhant Chaturvedi) who’s got more issues…
🙄🙄🙄 In the world of Bollywood, where the complexity of love stories often rivals quantum physics, the film "Kahaan Shuru Kahaan Khatam" (KSKK) attempts to be a breath of fresh air. But, ha! The only thing it does is make you wish for a gas mask. This one is a unique take on the runaway…
🤨🤨🤨🤮(2.5/5) Yawn Brace yourselves, people! We’re diving into the depths of human depravity with a side of serious detective work. Yours truly, Review Rani, is back at her sarcastic best, to give you the low-down on this supposedly spine-chilling thriller – ‘Sector 36’. ‘Sector 36’, a newbie director’s attempt at a crime thriller, is based…
💫💫💫💫 (4 out of 5 stars) 🎬 Alright, buckle up, darlings! Review Rani is here to spill the chai (and some sarcasm) on the latest spy flick to hit the Bollywood scene – ‘Berlin’. 🕵️♂️ Let’s dive straight into this head-spinning world of espionage, sign language, and, believe it or not, a coffee house named…
🤡🤡🤡 (3 out of 5) Barely stifling a yawn Alright folks, Review Rani, your favourite Bollywood film critic is here, and boy, do I have a review for you or what! Let’s dive straight into the murky pools of ‘The Buckingham Murders.’ A movie that is supposed to be a thrilling murder mystery but ends…
🌟🌟🌟 (Three star emojis for the rating) Well well well, look what Bollywood has cooked up this time! An upper-crust family in a swanky Mumbai high-rise and a scrappy slum family get tangled in a web of chaos and calamity. The stage is set for a catastrophic collision of worlds that promises to be life-altering….
🌟🌟🌟(3/5) "When Ageing Lions Roar, it’s more of a Yawn!"🦁 Hello, movie buffs! It’s your girl, Review Rani, back with another dose of Bollywood banter. This time, I’m here to spill the tea on the most recent cinematic offering, Thalapathy is the GOAT. Spoiler Alert: It ain’t no ‘Greatest of All Time’. So, the story…
Rating: 😂😂😪😪😪 Oh, Bollywood! How you love to dangle the promise of a hilarious comedy in front of us, only to yank it away and leave us with a half-baked tragedy. I’m your Review Rani, ready to dish out the latest scoop from the world of Hindi cinema. This week, we’re diving headfirst into the…
🤷♀️⭐️ Well, well, well, what do we have here? A movie that I wish I could classify as "so bad it’s good," but alas, it doesn’t even reach that low bar. Buckle up, buttercups, because Review Rani is about to tell you all about the cinematic disaster that is ‘The Diary of West Bengal’. Our…
🤷♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️🤦♀️🤷♀️ – (2 out of 5) Heads up, folks! It’s your gal, Review Rani, here with her hilarious, wit-laden take on the latest Bollywood horror flick – ‘A Wedding Story’. Let’s dive right in, shall we? So, in a nutshell, the plot of this movie revolves around a stubborn son, Tarun Nain (Lakshvir Saran), who,…
🌟🌟🌟🌟✨ (4.5 stars) Well hello, my darlings! It’s your favourite cynic, Review Rani, back again to sprinkle some of my hilariously salty opinions on your tasteless popcorn. Today, I am here to spill the tea on ‘Tikdam’, a film so sweet and innocent, it might give you cavities! Now, don’t get me wrong, it’s not…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4/5 for the sheer audacity!) What happens in Jaipur, doesn’t stay in Jaipur! Hello, darling readers, it’s your one and only, Review Rani, bringing you another savory Bollywood dish to nibble on. This time, it’s the uproarious flick, Khel Khel Mein, a spicy cocktail of comedy, drama, and ‘my oh my’, buckets of awkward…
🤪🤪🤪🤪 (4/5) Oh, dear Bollywood, you really do have a knack for recycling plots and then dressing them up as sequels, don’t you? This time around, our beloved Chanderi’s got another unsolicited guest, a headless nightmare named Sarkata, who has a penchant for abducting the town’s women. And who else better than our quirky quartet…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4/5) Welcome, you filmy masala lovers! Brace yourself for another serving of Bollywood’s favorite dish – a side helping of social issues smothered in action gravy, generously seasoned with high-octane drama. Meet our main course, ‘Vedaa’, a movie that screams out a social message like a preacher on steroids, while pulling off action sequences…
🤨🤨✨✨✨ (2.5 out of 5 stars) If you were looking for a thrilling rollercoaster ride of a film, I hate to break it to you: but buckle up for a ride that’s more like a rusty merry-go-round. Welcome to the world of “Hocus Focus.” I’m Review Rani, your guide through this cinematic wilderness, and today…
🌟🌟½ “Hello, darlings! It’s Review Rani here, back again to dismantle your favourite Bollywood flicks with a dash of vinegar and a generous helping of sarcasm.” Phir Aayi Hasseen Dillruba, the sequel to the not-so-mesmerizing Haseen Dillruba, finds our protagonists, the sassy Rani Kashyap (Taapsee Pannu) and the dorky Rishu Saxena (Vikrant Massey), dancing the…
🔍🔍🔍🤔🤷♀️ (3/5) Alright, my lovely Bollywood buffs, fasten your seatbelts and brace yourselves as Review Rani takes you on a journey through the twisted lanes of the latest "supposed" thriller, Ghuspaithiya. This film is like that one friend who promises to set you up with your crush, only to find out that the crush is…
🤪🤪🤪🤪 (4 out of 5 emoji faces for my sarcasm level, folks!) Well, folks, it’s Review Rani coming at you with another Bollywood blabberbuster. This time, we’re turning our sarcastic spotlight on drumroll please – "Ghudchadi." You know, the one that tries to juggle love stories like a circus clown, only to drop them like…
🙄🙄🙄🙄🌟 (4 out of 5 eye-rolls for the effort) Well, well, well, look what Bollywood served up this time! A spicy drama, cooked in a pot of suspense, sprinkled with a generous helping of betrayals, and served on a platter of greed. A mouthful, right? Welcome to the world of ‘Aliya Basu Gayab Hai’, a…
🙄🙄🙄🙄 (4 out of 5 eye-rolls) Get ready, folks! Fasten your seatbelts, grab your popcorn, and prepare your minds to be blown (or not) as we plunge headfirst into the occult-infested world of ‘Bardovi’. Yours truly, Review Rani, is here to guide you through this filmic maze with her signature blend of wit, charm, and…
