🙄🙄🙄🤣 (3 Out Of 5 Stars) Oh, Bollywood, you never fail to surprise me with your… creativity. So, let me recount the tale of our latest cinematic offering, Bhool Bhulaiyaa 3. Picture this: a conman named Ruhaan, who likes to moonlight as a ghostbuster (and why not?) finds himself invited to a haunted mansion –…
⭐️⭐️✨ (2.5 out of 5 smirk emojis) When Bollywood attempts to kick a goal with a football-themed plot, one can only hope it doesn’t end up in the stands. This, however, is the unfortunate fate of ‘The Miranda Brothers’. As your sarcastic scribe, Review Rani, I’m here to give you the lowdown on this film…
🌟🌟(2/5) Well, well, well… if it isn’t our Bollywood trying to pull off another thriller and falling flat on its face yet again! This is your one and only, Review Rani, back with another eye-opener. So grab your popcorn, folks, because this is going to get as entertaining as it gets. Let me introduce you…
🤪👎👎½👍👍 (2.5 out of 5 stars) 🙋♀️Greetings, earthlings! It’s your Bollywood oracle, Review Rani, here to spill the chai on this week’s silver screen spectacle – the anthology of anthologies, the emotional rollercoaster, the buffet of sentiments – ‘Navras Katha Collage’. So, strap in, keep your barf bags ready, and let’s dive into the nine…
🤨🤨🤨 (3 out of 5) Hello, my darlings! It’s Review Rani, back with another one of Bollywood’s attempts to recreate history. Today’s offering? A tale of bravery, conflict, and bungled storytelling, set in 1970s Punjab. Let’s dive into the turbulent waters of Bandaa Singh Chaudhary, shall we? Our story, dear readers, is a supposedly true…
🌟🌟🌟 (3 out of 5 stars) 🎶”All is fair in love and war, but what about education?” Kudos to my Bollywood buds who dare to ask this perplexing question in their latest melodrama, ‘Aayushmati Geeta Matric Pass’. 🙄 So, here’s the spicy scoop, straight from your beloved Review Rani. Geeta (Kashika Kapoor), a small-town girl…
Well, well, well, folks! Set your sarcasm detectors on high and brace yourselves. It’s your favorite Bollywood breakdown queen, Review Rani, here to dish out a fresh serving of deliciously sarcastic critique, like a piping hot samosa straight from the fryer. 🌟🌟✨ out of five, because let’s face it, we’ve all seen better. 💁♀️Review Rani’s…
🙄🙄🤨🤨 (2 out of 5) Well, well, well, what do we have here? A film that attempted to bring back the nineties, only to land up as a scrambled mess, desperately trying to find its footing. Ladies and gents, hold onto your popcorn tubs, as I, Review Rani, serve you a piece of my mind…
Well, well, well, lights, camera and a truckload of action, all set in the ancient city of Varanasi. 🎬🌟🌟🌟🌟 So here’s the scoop on this flick, folks, and it’s quite the rollercoaster, let me tell you. "Jhini Bini Chadariya," or as it’s also known, "The Brittle Thread," is a movie that’ll have you laughing, crying,…
🤡🤡🤡 (3 out of 5 cheeky clown emojis) Let’s start this off with a bang, or rather, a whimper. If you’re looking for a rollercoaster ride of emotions, then hop aboard the ‘Colourrs of Love’ train. Choo-choo! All aboard for a trip through heartbreak, depression, and a supposedly uplifting journey of self-discovery, helmed by a…
🌟🌟🌟 (3 stars out of 5) Drumroll 🥁 Ladies and Gentlemen, it is Review Rani, back with another Bollywood saga. This time we’re served a lukewarm dish of "Amar Prem Ki Prem Kahani". This film earnestly attempts to dish out a queer romance wrapped in a chaotic family drama but ends up looking like a…
🤨👎👎👍👍👍 (2.5 out of 5) Well, well, well, if it isn’t another movie trying to tell us how social media is ruining our lives. They’ve got us hooked on the screen, and now they want to scare us with it? How original! 😏 Your favorite critic, Review Rani, had the "pleasure" of watching "CTRL" –…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 Get ready folks, Review Rani has entered the building! Armed with a bucket of popcorn and an arsenal of snarky commentary, I’m here to serve you up a fresh review of the Hindi film, ‘The Signature’. Now, sit back, relax, and get ready for a hilarious take on this tearjerker of a movie. Let’s…
🙄🙄🙄 (3 out of 5 stars) 🎬 "Binny and Her Clan: A Tale of Two Generations!" – Ladies and gentlemen, brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of rebellion, conservatism, and a generous dollop of melodrama. There, I’ve said it, so you can’t say I didn’t warn you. Your emoticon-clad guide through this circus of family dynamics…
RATING: 🌟🌟🌟 🙂Sarcasm Alert: Review Rani at Your Service!🙃 Well, well, well, if it isn’t another Bollywood drama, masquerading as a fresh, modern take on romance and family values! The film "Love, Sitara" takes us on a rollercoaster ride of secrets, lies, and a lot of melodrama. So buckle up, my dear readers, because we’re…
🤣🤣🤣 (Rating: 3 out of 5) Well, well, well, it seems Bollywood is finally getting a little real estate-savvy! Hold onto your popcorn, folks, because we’re going on a wild ride through Mumbai’s insane property market, all in the name of a charming old bungalow. So, let’s get down to it – here’s Review Rani,…
🌟🌟🌟 (3 out of 5 emoticon stars because, why not?) Okay, folks! It’s your favorite Bollywood reviewer, Review Rani, here to serve you a fresh platter of sarcasm with a side of wit. Let’s dive into this cinematic soup, shall we? Meet Yudhra, the angry young man (played by Siddhant Chaturvedi) who’s got more issues…
🙄🙄🙄 In the world of Bollywood, where the complexity of love stories often rivals quantum physics, the film "Kahaan Shuru Kahaan Khatam" (KSKK) attempts to be a breath of fresh air. But, ha! The only thing it does is make you wish for a gas mask. This one is a unique take on the runaway…
🤨🤨🤨🤮(2.5/5) Yawn Brace yourselves, people! We’re diving into the depths of human depravity with a side of serious detective work. Yours truly, Review Rani, is back at her sarcastic best, to give you the low-down on this supposedly spine-chilling thriller – ‘Sector 36’. ‘Sector 36’, a newbie director’s attempt at a crime thriller, is based…
