👎🌟🌟🌠🌠 – 2.5 out of 5, much like my interest in watching paint dry. 🎬 : "A film is like a battleground, love, hate, action, violence, death… in one word: EMOTIONS." – Samuel Fuller. Well, it seems like our dear director M K Shivaaksh forgot about this advice while creating his latest courtroom drama, which…
😏😏😏😏(4 out of 5 smirk emojis) Prepare for a Sarcastic Safari into Bollywood’s Wild Side 📣 Calling all Bollywood buffs, I am your one and only Review Rani, coming at you with another juicy, hilarious, and sarcastically delightful critique. This time, I’ve been shackled and dragged through the laugh-a-minute rollercoaster ride that is insert movie…
🌟 🌟 (2/5) Well, well, well…look what Bollywood has cooked up this time! It’s a mediocre dish, garnished with stale acting and a side serving of clichéd dialogues. Ladies and gentlemen, we are talking about the latest drumroll please… forgettable flick of the season. Your very own Review Rani is here to dissect this cinematic…
🙄🙄✨✨✨(2/5) Fasten your seatbelts, folks, because today Review Rani is taking you on a rollercoaster ride of Bollywood absurdity. This is not your regular horror movie, oh no. This one has a dwarf clown ghost, a hunchback curse, and a ludicrous plot that will leave you gasping for reason. Hey there, it’s your favorite Bollywood…
🌟🌟🌟🚀 (3 out of 5 stars) Well, hello there, fellow Bollywood masochists! It’s your girl, Review Rani, back again with a hot take on the latest Hindi cinema has to offer. This time, we’re strapping in for Sarfira, the Bollywood reincarnation of the Tamil film Soorarai Pottru (2020). It’s a cinematic reimagining of Captain Gopinath’s…
🌟🌟🌟 (3 out of 5 stars, if you’re wondering) Well, buckle up buttercups, because "Wild Wild Punjab" (WWP) is here to take us on a rollercoaster ride of drunken debauchery and misguided revenge! And why? Because nothing screams closure like crashing your ex-girlfriend’s wedding, right? 😂 So, here’s the scoop: Our heartbroken hero, Khanne (Varun…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (Four stars) Honey, they’re re-building the block! Welcome to the hilarious universe of "Builder Boys", where ambition, a dash of madness and a whole lot of laughter are the bricks and mortar of success. 🏗️🏢 Hey there, it’s your girl Review Rani, back on the Bollywood beat, with a review that’s sizzling, sarcastic and…
🌟🌟🌟 (3/5) Let’s dive right in, shall we? Brace yourselves for a roller-coaster ride through the crammed, creaky lanes of ‘Amar Colony’. A place where secrets are as common as the misty breaths of the Shimla air and emotions run high like the Himalayan peaks. So, Siddharth Chauhan decided to make his debut with ‘Amar…
🤣👎👎👎👎👎 Well, well, well, Bollywood seems to be running out of fresh scripts, but hey, let’s not let that stop us from making another action-drama right? This time, we have the hunky NSG commando, Amrit Rathod (Lakshya) and his lovey-dovey girlfriend Tulika (Tanya Maniktala) who thought they were on a simple train ride to Delhi….
🤷♀️🤷♀️🤷♀️🌟🌟 (2.5 out of 5 Stars) What happens when a peaceful town is suddenly thrown into a whirlpool of suspicion and intrigue? Just another day in Bollywood, folks! Welcome to the world of ‘Rautu Ka Raaz’ – a suspenseful tale set in the picturesque but mind-numbingly monotonous town of Rautu Ki Beli. A tranquil haven…
🙄🙄🙄 (3/5) So, I just watched Tahira Kashyap Khurrana’s directorial debut, ‘Sharmaajee Ki Beti,’ and I’ve gotta say, it’s like a bowl of Daal Makhani, which tries to be a full-course meal. It’s tasty but leaves you longing for something more, something spicy. This is Review Rani, your personal guide to Bollywood mishaps and dazzles,…
🙃🙃🙃½ (3.5 out of 5) Now, here’s a Bollywood flick that tries to ask the big questions, but ends up getting tangled in its own shoelaces. Welcome to the house of cinema, where we serve a piping hot plate of ‘Kooki’. Buckle up, folks, because Review Rani is taking the reins for this ride. So,…
🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 = 👌👍👁️🗨️💥💣 🔔Ding! Ding! Get ready for a roller coaster ride in the year 2898 AD, where Lord Vishnu’s tenth avatar Kalki is about to make a grand entrance in a world that’s more dystopian than a post-apocalyptic novel. Welcome to the latest Bollywood blockbuster, ‘Kalki 2898 AD’, where myth meets madness, and popcorn…
🌟🌟 (2 out of 5) Hello, folks! It’s your favorite cynic Review Rani back in action, and boy do I have a treat for you. So, I sat through a historical drama that seemed to be stuck in a time warp, and no, I don’t mean it in a good way. Ready for a roller-coaster…
🌟🌟🌟 (3/5) Well, well, well, here we are again, darlings. It’s your favorite cynic, Review Rani, ready to dish out another dose of my deliciously dry humor. This time, I’m sinking my teeth into the latest Hindi film, “Ishq Vishk Rebound”. Let’s see if it’s as refreshing as a cool Mumbai monsoon, or as disappointing…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 stars) Well, hello there, my dear Bollywood-crazed souls! It’s your favorite critic Review Rani, ready to dish out the latest scoop on the new flick on the block. This time, it’s about, hold your breath, a highly risky pregnancy, a dictatorial father, and a courtroom drama. A bit too spicy, don’t…
🌟🌟💫 (2.5/5 stars, because I’m feeling generous today) drumroll… Presenting, the cinematic wonder of the year, “Jahangir National University,” an alleged representation of the real-life Jawaharlal Nehru University. But if you’re expecting an insightful, nuanced portrayal of India’s premier educational institution, buckle up for a bumpy ride, because it’s anything but. So, fasten your seatbelts,…
🌟🌟 (2 out of 5) 📢 “Lights, camera, action! Oops, the action is missing.” 🎬 Once upon a time, in the sprawling metropolis of Mumbai, a young chap named Bhuppi (played by Vinod Rawat) attempts to be the life of the Bollywood party. He’s just another face in the crowd, dreaming of his name in…
🤪🤪🤪 (1.5 out of 5) Hello, my lovelies! It’s your favorite cynic, Review Rani, back again with another Bollywood bonanza…or should I say, blunder? Buckle up, because we’re about to dive head-first into the movie that was supposed to be a rom-com but ended up being a rom-bomb: "Luv Ki Arrange Marriage". The story, in…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 stars) 🎬 🎥 🍿 Alright, folks! Buckle up for a merry-go-round of emotions, because if Bollywood was a tapestry, this film would be a splash of vibrant colors embroidered with gold thread. This is Review Rani, and brace yourselves, because I’m about to spill the chai on this flick. So,…
