🤪🤪🤪 (1.5 out of 5) Hello, my lovelies! It’s your favorite cynic, Review Rani, back again with another Bollywood bonanza…or should I say, blunder? Buckle up, because we’re about to dive head-first into the movie that was supposed to be a rom-com but ended up being a rom-bomb: "Luv Ki Arrange Marriage". The story, in…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4 out of 5 stars) 🎬 🎥 🍿 Alright, folks! Buckle up for a merry-go-round of emotions, because if Bollywood was a tapestry, this film would be a splash of vibrant colors embroidered with gold thread. This is Review Rani, and brace yourselves, because I’m about to spill the chai on this flick. So,…
🙄🙄✨ (2.5/5 – because I’m feeling generous today) Time for a round of applause, ladies and gents! We have a new contender for the ‘Most Overstuffed Plot of The Year’ award. I present to you, Devang Shashin Bhavsar’s “Blackout.” A crime reporter, a drunkard, two thieves, and a mysterious woman walk into the dark streets…
The Tale: Here’s a film that worships the enchanting and borderline fantastical existence of Murlikant Petkar, a military man turned athlete who bagged India’s first Paralympic gold in 1972. His extraordinary saga of destiny remained shrouded in obscurity until he stepped forward to claim the dignity and applause he rightly merited. Rant by Review Rani:…
Prologue: Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts, we’re about to take off on a bumpy ride known as ‘Manihar.’ We find ourselves in the humble abode of Ballu, a humble bangle peddler from the bustling metropolis of…Kannauj, Uttar Pradesh. He’s on the cusp of marriage bliss, but oops! Plot twist- his eyes decide to play…
Hey there, Bollywood buffs! It’s your favorite snoop, Bollywood Newshound Nisha, back with the latest headlines from Tinsel Town. Buckle up for a ride through the glitz and glamour of Bollywood, served with my signature sass and snark. Let’s dive in! 🌟🍿 — Kartik Aaryan’s "Chandu Champion" Hits Theatres: A Reel-Life Triumph or Just a…
🌟🌟🌟 (3 out of 5 stars) Hey there, Bollywood buffs! Buckle up, because Review Rani is here to serve up yet another dose of her sarcastic, side-splitting, and absolutely unsweetened take on the latest flick to hit the big screen – ‘Munjya’. Let’s dive into the haunted woods, shall we? ‘Munjya’ is what happens when…
🌟🌟 (2/5) Welcome to Review Rani’s roasting session, or as you might know it, a movie review. 😏 Today, we’re diving into ‘Bajrang Aur Ali’, a melodramatic tale of two bosom pals, Bajrang and Ali, who apparently are the epitome of communal harmony; a sight as rare as a sensible Bollywood script. The movie is…
3 days ago Copy Link The film ‘Chhota Bheem and The Curse of Damyaan’ starring Yajna Bhasin and Anupam Kher has been released in cinemas. The film has a runtime of 2 hours 25 minutes. Daily Bhaskar has given the film a rating of 3.5 stars out of 5. What is the story of the…
🌟🌟🌟 (Three Stars) Well, well, well, if it isn’t another Bollywood movie that draws a line under the age-old battle of a humble Joe versus the big bad government. Sit back, grab some popcorn, and let’s dive into this rollercoaster, aptly named ‘The Fight for One Man’s Land’ (or something equally dramatic). I’m your very…
🌟🌟🌟🌠🌚 (3.5 out of 5 stars! Note the half-star hiding behind the moon! Clever, right? 😉) 🎬🍿 Cue dramatic music "Jailbreaks, murder, and shady ex-cons, oh my!" Welcome to the world of ‘Savi,’ a film that’s part thriller, part comedy, and part "oh dear, what were they thinking?" This is Review Rani, your favorite modern-day…
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔 (Out of 5) Well, Butter My Biscuits and Call It a Movie Oh, Bollywood. You never cease to amaze me with your… creativity. 😏 So, your favorite tiny tike, Chhota Bheem (Yagya Bhasin), and his merry band of misfits decide to take a little trip. No, not to the local candy store, but back…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4/5) Oh, what a joy it is to watch a sports drama where the athletes aren’t just basking in glory but are also battling their inner demons! And who better to paint this picture than our dear Mr & Mrs Agarwal, who make their way onto the big screen with cricket bats and a…
🌟🌟 (2 out of 5 stars) Well, well, well, if it isn’t another whodunnit that couldn’t do it! Ladies and gentlemen, fasten your seatbelts (or maybe don’t, you might want to leave halfway through). Let’s dive into the baffling case of ‘House of Lies’ – a cinematic concoction that’s as exciting as watching paint dry…
✨🌟🌟🌟💫 (3.5/5 stars) Well, butter my biscuits, it looks like Bollywood’s been digging through its 90s nostalgia trunk again! This time, they’ve regurgitated the oh-so-original narrative of a reformed bad boy seeking vengeance for his baby brother’s untimely demise. Sounds like a fresh plot, right? So, let me set the scene. We’ve got our leading…
🙄🙄🙄 (3 out of 5) 📝 Review Rani’s Rave: “A death-obsessed shutterbug, an ancient city, and the relentless march of technology – welcome to the slow-cooker of existential crises, folks. 📸☠️🏞️” In the heart of Varanasi’s Manikarnika ghat, our gloomy protagonist, a ‘death photographer’ (I kid you not), grapples with the finite nature of life…
🤔🤨👎👍👌 (2.5 out of 5 emojis) Let’s kick this off with a zinger, shall we? 🎉 So, here we have a film, "Kartam Bhugtam", that seems to have taken the phrase "What goes around comes around" a tad too seriously. And I, your beloved Review Rani, am here to give my two cents on it….
🌟🌟🌟🌟 Is it a bird, is it a plane? Nope, it’s just another Bollywood biopic set to tickle your tear ducts and ignite your patriotic spirit. 😉 This time, we’re riding shotgun with the visually-challenged business whizz, Srikanth Bolla. So, sit tight and fasten your seatbelts as Review Rani takes you on a rollercoaster ride…
🌟🌟✨ (2.5 out of 5) 🎬🎭🎞️ "My Dear Romeo & Juliet, this ain’t your typical love story!" 🎞️🎭🎬 Welcome, darlings, to another episode of "Review Rani" ripping apart another Bollywood flick that promised us the moon but ended up giving us a deflated balloon. 😴 So, let’s dive into this overcooked stew of a love…
😣👎 (Rating: 1/5) Well, well, well! If it isn’t another documentary trying to “redefine” and “challenge” societal norms. This time, our brave heroine is Srishti Bakshi, who took it upon herself to walk across India, in search of answers about gender definitions, sexual assault, and domestic violence. Brilliant! A stroll across the country should surely…
