Ah, Bollywood! The land of dreams, drama, and delightful chaos. Today, I’m bringing you some hot-off-the-press news with my usual dose of sass and sarcasm.
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Ticket Rush for Bad Newz: A Potential Game-Changer?
So, our dear Anand Tiwari has decided to bless us with Bad Newz, starring Vicky Kaushal, Triptii Dimri, and Ammy Virk. This cinematic gem has already sold about 51,000 tickets in top chains like PVRInox and Cinepolis for its opening day. Impressive, right? 🤔 This means we’re looking at an opening day haul of around Rs 9-10 crores. If the stars align and the word-of-mouth is kind, we might even see an opening weekend exceeding Rs 30 crores. But hey, this is Bollywood, anything can happen! 🎬
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Bad Newz: The Sequel We Didn’t Know We Needed
Desperate for some Good Newwz? Well, Bad Newz is here to give you just that… kind of. It’s the spiritual sequel to the beloved Good Newwz. The marketing team has done their homework, and the movie’s trailers have been well-received. Will this flick bring smiles to the faces of producers, distributors, and exhibitors? Only time will tell! ⏳
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Week Two: Clash of the Titans
Bad Newz might have a smooth release day, but the second week is a different story. Enter Deadpool and Wolverine! Yes, you read that right. Our beloved Bad Newz will be facing off against the superhero duo at the box office. Buckle up, folks! This semi-clash might just put a damper on its leggie run. 🦸♂️🦸♂️
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The Plot Thickens: Love, Laughter, and… Paternity Tests?
Here’s the lowdown on Bad Newz: Saloni Bagga (Triptii Dimri) is a chef with a one-track mind—earning a ‘Meraki Star’ for her restaurant. Love? Ain’t nobody got time for that! But then she meets Akhil Chaddha (Vicky Kaushal) at a wedding. They decide to give love a "trial period," get hitched, and—surprise, surprise—it doesn’t work out. 💔
Saloni moves to a hill station, finds a job at a 5-star hotel, and meets the charming Gurbir Pannu (Ammy Virk). One drunken night later, Saloni sees a video of Akhil moving on and decides to take things up a notch with Gurbir. But, plot twist! Akhil shows up in her hotel room on their anniversary, and one thing leads to another. Fast forward six weeks, and Saloni discovers she’s pregnant. Who’s the daddy? Both men, apparently! Now, Saloni has to choose who will be the father of her children. Intrigued? You better be! 🍿
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Catch Bad Newz at a Theatre Near You
Bad Newz is now playing at a theatre near you. What are you waiting for? Go book those tickets! 🎟️
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Nisha’s Nutshell
Here’s the moral of this Bollywood saga, folks: When life gives you Bad Newz, make sure you have a paternity test handy! 🧬
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