CISF Officer’s Hand Meets Kangana’s Cheek, Natasa Shushes Divorce Chatter with Hardik: Today’s Five Hottest Bollywood Scoops

Bollywood Banter with Newshound Nisha!

Hola Bollywood Buffs! It’s your favourite, Bollywood Newshound Nisha, here to serve up a spicy dish of today’s B-town gossips with a sprinkle of my sardonic wit and a dash of sass. Buckle up, ’cause it’s going to be a bumpy ride! 🎢😉

"Kangana Ranaut: From Slapping Controversies to Being Slapped"

First up, our resident controversy queen, Kangana Ranaut, found herself on the receiving end of some serious slappage at the Chandigarh airport. An irate CISF personnel, apparently displeased with Kangana’s comments, gave her a ‘thappad’ worth remembering! 🤭 Kangana, in her usual dramatic style, equated the incident to ‘growing extremism and terrorism in Punjab.’ Really, Kangana? From a slap to terrorism, that’s quite an escalator ride! 😅 Well, the CISF lady in question has been suspended and a complaint has been lodged. Moving on!

"Natasa Stankovic: Schnoodles, Pandas, and Silencing Divorce Rumours"

Meanwhile, Natasa Stankovic has taken a unique approach to quell divorce rumors with cricketer hubby, Hardik Pandya. Instead of a cryptic quote or a lovey-dovey selfie, she shared a snap of their Schnoodle (that’s a Schnauzer-Poodle mix, folks!) sporting a panda-print tee. The caption? "Baby Rover Pand(Y)a." Well, that settles it then, doesn’t it? A Schnoodle in a panda tee is the new symbol of marital harmony! 😂💑

"Richa Chadha: The Troll-Slaying Warrior"

Next, we have Richa Chadha, who recently stepped up to defend her ‘Heeramandi’ co-star Sharmin Segal from an internet troll. The troll, clearly lacking in both manners and creativity, labeled Segal an "emotion less hamming nepokid". Richa, like the true warrior she is, struck back, urging people to offer constructive criticism instead of spreading hate. Hear, hear, Richa! 👏👏

"Ranbir Kapoor: Lexus Rides and Bhansali Visits"

In other news, Ranbir Kapoor decided to take his new swanky Lexus for a spin and dropped by to visit director Sanjay Leela Bhansali. Reportedly, the duo is cooking up something for their upcoming project ‘Love and War.’ I wonder if the Lexus will make a cameo too? 🚗💨

"David Dhawan: Grandpa Mode On!"

Last but not least, filmmaker David Dhawan was spotted outside the hospital, flashing a beaming smile after visiting his newborn granddaughter and daughter-in-law, Natasha Dalal. When asked about their health, Dhawan Sr. simply replied, "First class". Ah, the joys of grandparenthood! 🥰

Nisha’s Nutshell:

So there you have it, folks! The day’s Bollywood rollercoaster ride: from slaps to Schnoodles, from trolls to luxury rides, and from controversies to grandparenthood. Remember, in the glitzy world of Bollywood, the drama never ends. And when it does, there’s always a Schnoodle in a panda tee to keep things interesting! 😜 Till next time, keep it filmy! 🎬🍿