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Breaking News! Slapgate Continues!
Oh la la! The drama in Bollywood never seems to end, does it? đ This time, our very own drama queen, Kangana Ranaut (also the newly minted BJP MP, thank you very much) is right in the thick of it.
So hereâs the scoop. Sher Singh Mahiwal, a relative of CISF constable Kulwinder Kaur, has stepped up to defend Kaurâs alleged "slap heard round the Bollywood" on Kangana at the Chandigarh airport.
According to our man Mahiwal, the whole brouhaha started when Kaur asked Kangana to put her purse and phone on the conveyor belt for scanning. But hey, when youâre a Bollywood diva turned politician, even your handbag needs a VVIP treatment, right? đ
Our intrepid constable Kaur, however, wasnât having any of it. She wasnât starstruck or intimidated. And why should she be? Sheâs there to do her job, not to swoon over movie stars.
But the plot thickens. Apparently, Kaurâs reaction was also sparked by Kanganaâs previous remarks about farmers. You remember? The ones that ruffled quite a few feathers?
So, while Kangana was getting ready to board her flight to Delhi, she got a taste of her own medicine. Or should we say, a taste of her own slap? đ¤ This incident has stirred up quite a storm, given the political and social context surrounding it, especially Kanganaâs controversial comments about the farmersâ protests.
In response to the incident, Kaur has been suspended from her duties, and an FIR has been lodged against her. The CISF, responsible for airport security, has ordered a thorough investigation into the matter.
Kaur allegedly told Kangana that the slap was a repercussion for "disrespecting farmers," echoing the sentiments of those involved in the farmersâ protests.
So folks, thatâs the drama of the day in Bollywood! Stay tuned for more gossip, more controversies, and more slaps. đ
Nishaâs Nutshell:
In Bollywood, it seems thereâs no such thing as bad publicity, only more publicity. So hereâs the lopsided moral of our story: If youâre a Bollywood star, be careful what you say, âcause you never know when you might get a slap in return! đ
Remember folks, being a star doesnât give you a free pass to disrespect others. After all, even the stars have to go through security checks! đ¤ˇââď¸
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