Namaste, Bollywood ke deewano! Itâs your favorite Bollywood snoop, Khabree Kiran, back with another spicy update! Aaj ke masaledaar khabar ka character hai none other than the legendary Javed Akhtar! Toh chalo, letâs dive into the gupshup! đ€
Javed Akhtar Ka Teekha Jawaab! đ¶ïž
So, our very own Javed sahab decided to drop some knowledge bombs on Twitter regarding the upcoming US presidential elections. As usual, trolls came crawling out from under their bridges, but Javed sir was ready with his trademark wit and a dash of history lesson. đ§
Javed sahab proudly tweeted, âI am a proud Indian citizen and till my last breath I will remain so but I have one common fact with Joe Biden. Both of us have exactly equal chance of becoming the next president of USA.â Now, if you think that was cheeky, wait till you hear the trollâs reply. Some dimwit accused Javedâs father of being a gaddar (traitor) who was instrumental in creating Pakistan. Wah bhai wah, history professor ban gaye!
But Javed sahab is no aise-waise aadmi. He clapped back with, âIt is difficult to decide whether you are totally ignorant or a complete idiot. From 1857 my family has been involved with freedom movement n has gone to jails and Kala paani when most probably your baap dadas (fathers and grandfathers) were licking the boots of Angrez sarkar (British government).â đđ
Michelle Obama Ko Support Karna Bhi Sahi Nahi?
When another troll questioned Javed sahabâs support for Michelle Obama, calling her âhimâ, Javed sahab didnât hold back. His response? âIt is very very irresponsible of your family that they still not have committed you to any mental asylum. Man, you are sick and badly need help.â Savage! đ„
Bollywood Ka Sona Kal: Javed Akhtar
Letâs shift gears and talk about Javed sahabâs illustrious Bollywood career. Starting in the 1970s, he teamed up with Salim Khan to form the iconic duo Salim-Javed. These two were the real OGs, giving us classics like Sholay, Deewar, and Zanjeer. Can you believe they wrote Sholay?! Talk about epic! đŹâš
Post their partnership, Javed sahab continued to deliver hits like Betaab, Saagar, Main Azaad Hoon, Lakshya, and Don: The Chase Begins. And letâs not forget the truckload of awards he collected along the wayâPadma Shri, Padma Bhushan, and the Sahitya Akademi Award, to name a few. Javed sahab, youâre truly a gem! đ
Kiranâs Gyan:
âBollywood mein do cheezein kabhi nahi badlengiâcontroversies aur classics. Aur Javed sahab dono mein master hain! So, next time you think of trolling a legend, remember, unka ek jawaab tumhare 100 tweets pe bhaari padega!â đ
So, my Bollywood buffs, thatâs all for today! Stay tuned for more masala, more gupshup, and more Khabree Kiran wit! Until next time, keep your popcorn ready and your Twitter feeds refreshed! đż
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