Good day, my lovely Bollywood aficionados! Your favorite cynical snoop, Bollywood Newshound Nisha, is back with the latest scoop from the glittery yet often baffling world of Bollywood. Grab your popcorn and brace yourselves for a rollercoaster of sarcasm and wit! đŹ
Kartik Aaryanâs Not-So-Grand Opening: Chandu Champion Stumbles Out of the Gate đ
Oh, Kartik Aaryan, what happened? Your new film Chandu Champion barely managed to scrape together a measly âč4 crore on its opening day. Thatâs not just low, thatâs subterranean! The last time Kartik saw numbers this dismal was back in 2017 with Guest in London. And letâs not even get started on how Sonu Ke Titu Ki Sweety (2018) shot you to fame with âč6.42 crore. Ah, the good old days! đ
But wait, thereâs more! We had Luka Chuppi (2019) bringing in âč8.01 crore and Pati Patni Aur Woh (2019) charming audiences with âč9.10 crore. Even the critically roasted Love Aaj Kal (2020) managed to open at âč12 crore. Thatâs right, folks, even a film that was universally panned did better. Ouch!
And letâs not forget your post-pandemic miracles. Bhool Bhulaiyaa 2 (2022) revived our faith in Bollywood with a smashing âč14.11 crore opening. Even the flop Shehzada (2023) managed a respectable âč6 crore. And Satyaprem Ki Katha (2023) with âč8.25 crore? Not bad at all. So, what gives, Kartik? Did the stars misalign, or was it just a bad horoscope day? đ€·ââïž
A Little About Chandu Champion
Directed by Kabir Khan and produced by the dynamic duo, Sajid Nadiadwala and Kabir Khan, Chandu Champion narrates the inspirational journey of an athlete. Kartik Aaryan dons the role of Chandu, inspired by Murlikant Petkar, Indiaâs first Paralympic gold medalist in freestyle swimming. The film also features Shreyas Talpade, Rajpal Yadav, and the ever-versatile Vijay Raaz.
Now, Kabir Khanâs last venture, 83, didnât exactly set the box office on fire, thanks to the omicron wave crashing the party in 2021. Headlined by Ranveer Singh, it underperformed, leaving Kabir to redeem himself with Chandu Champion. Well, better luck next time, Kabir! đŹ
Nishaâs Nutshell
In the crazy, topsy-turvy world of Bollywood, where one day youâre a hero and the next youâre a zero, the only thing certain is uncertainty. So, hereâs my nugget of wisdom: When in doubt, blame the stars â both the celestial ones and the ones on the screen! đ
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