Hello Bollywood buffs! Your favorite gossipmonger, Khabree Kiran, is back in action, bringing you the latest tadka from the Film City itself! Grab your popcorn, because todayâs story is nothing short of a masala blockbuster! đŹđż
Salman Khanâs Latest Thriller: A Songwriterâs Plight
Picture this: A budding songwriter from Karnataka, Sohail Pasha, thought heâd hit the jackpot by pulling off a stunt that even the scriptwriters of Bollywood wouldnât dare to pen down. đ Imagine leveraging Salman Bhaiâs naam to get famous! Wah, kya idea hai! But alas, the plan backfired, and now the Mumbai Police has added a new chapter to this drama by nabbing him.
The Plot Thickens
On the 7th of November, Mumbaiâs traffic police WhatsApp helpline was bombarded with messages claiming to be from the notorious Bishnoi gang, threatening to harm bhai if a whopping âč5 crore wasnât forked over. And if that wasnât enough, they also threatened the songwriter of "Main Sikandar Hun"âwho, surprise surprise, turned out to be our dear Sohail Pasha!
The police, like true Bollywood detectives, traced the messages back to Raichur, Karnataka. The twist? The number belonged to a one Vyankatesh Narayan, who was evidently clueless. Turns out, a stranger had used Narayanâs phone to get a WhatsApp OTP, setting up the perfect heistâor so he thought. đ€Šââïž
The Climax
The policeâs sleuthing skills led them straight to Manavi village near Raichur, where Pasha was hiding. His grand plan? To catapult his song to fame by associating it with a threat to the man himself, Salman Khan. Well, Pasha, looks like you got the fame you wanted, just not the kind you were hoping for!
And just like that, Pasha was whisked away to Mumbai, where the Worli police now have the pleasure of interrogating this wannabe lyricist.
Kiranâs Gyan đĄ
Arre bhai, Bollywood is full of drama, but sometimes real life takes the cake! To all budding artists out there, a humble suggestion: stick to the traditional route of talent and hard work. No need to involve Bhai in your marketing plans, unless you want a starring role in a police investigation. Bas, itna hi kaafi hai!
Till next time, stay filmy, stay jhakaas! đ
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