Hello, Bollywood buffs! It’s your favorite snoop, Khabree Kiran, here to spill some beans on the latest tunes from none other than Bhai himself, Salman Khan. Grab your chai and samosas because this musical saga might just leave you scratching your head!
Salman Khan, the man who made "Maine Pyar Kiya" a musical legend back in 1989, is back with his Eid release, Sikandar. Directed by AR Murugadoss, this film’s tracks are already doing rounds on YouTube. But are they chartbusters or just busts? Let’s dive into this musical dhamaal!
Hum Aapke Bina
Ah, the romance! Salman and Rashmika Mandanna try to pull off a love anthem, but it falls flatter than a dosa without chutney. The lyrics, "Jeene Ko Jee Raha Hun Koi Shaq Nahi, Hum Aapke Bina Kuch Bhi Nahi," could have been magic in Arijit’s voice. But alas, it’s as if the song forgot its own soul! Remember the days of "Dil Diyaan Gallan"? Kahan gaye woh din?
Bam Bam Bhole
This Holi number is as exciting as watching paint dry. Holi is all about masti and colors, but "Bam Bam Bhole" misses both the boat and the river. The last memorable Holi track was "Balam Pichkari," and this one pales in comparison. To top it off, we have two voices for Salman—Shaan and Dev Negi—creating a jarring experience. Bhai, dil mein aate hain, samajh mein nahi!
Zohra Jabeen
Nakash Aziz and Dev Negi try to inject life into this party track, but it feels more like a flat soda. Even rapper Mellow D’s cameo can’t save it. This one’s a no-go, like Baby ko bass nahi pasand.
Sikandar Naache
And here we go, trying to recreate the magic of "Jhoome Jo Pathaan" but ending up with a poor imitation. The set, the colors, even Salman’s costume—it’s all a deja vu of SRK’s hit. The hooks are so similar you might wonder if they’re twins separated at birth. Yet, without a Mika or Vishal Dadlani’s signature touch, it’s just another thanda track.
Fingers crossed for any hidden gems left in the album because right now, it feels like we need a Jag Ghoomeya therapy session to remind us of Salman’s musical majesty.
Kiran’s Gyan: Bollywood music these days is like a biryani without masala—looks good, but where’s the taste? Maybe a remix of Bhai’s old hits is just what we need to spice things up! 🎶
