Sikandar’s Take on X: “Lackluster Action, Zero Emotional Punch”, “Salman Khan’s Charm is Fading”

Namaste Bollywood lovers! Your very own Khabree Kiran is back, and today we’re diving into the much-anticipated Eid release, "Sikandar" starring our bhaijaan, Salman Khan. The buzz was louder than a dhol at a Punjabi wedding, but alas, early reviews seem to be playing a different tune. Let’s unravel this Bollywood saga, Kiran style! 🎬💥

Sikandar: Salman Khan’s Eid Gift or a Festive Fizzle?

So, bhailog, Salman Khan and AR Murugadoss have teamed up to deliver "Sikandar," a movie that was supposed to be a dhamaka at the box office. Unfortunately, the early reviews on X/Twitter are as unkind as a saas in a daily soap. 🤷‍♀️

What’s the Twitter Chatter?

One user exclaimed, "Arre bhai, #Sikandar—yeh kya tha Murugadoss sir? It’s like Raja Vikramarka, Bigil, and every other South Indian movie had a confused baby. Kaafi potential tha, but execution went out for chai and never came back. 🤦‍♂️"

Another chimed in, "Sikandar is a dud. Poor execution, Salman and Rashmika did their best, but it’s like a dish with no masala. Songs are paisa vasool, but background music is like adding sugar to dal. ⭐⅕"

And then there’s the brutal honesty: "Another year, another Salman movie, and as expected, another disaster. DO NOT WATCH #Sikandar!" Ouch! 😬

Kya Ho Raha Hai Bhai?

The film was supposed to be Salman’s biggest opening ever, surpassing even "Tiger 3." But with advance bookings as disappointing as a diet pizza, things aren’t looking too rosy. The on-the-spot bookings might be the last hope for this filmi kahani to have a happy ending.

Who’s Who in Sikandar?

Starring alongside Salman are Sharman Joshi, Kajal Aggarwal, Anjini Dhawan, Sathyaraj, and Prateik Babbar. The film is produced by Sajid Nadiadwala, and it’s reportedly made on a budget that could feed an entire filmi khandaan for a decade—200 crores, folks! 😲

Kiran’s Gyan: Bollywood Ka Naya Mantra

So, yeh tha Sikandar ka haal. Bollywood ka naya mantra should be—"Content is king, bhai!" No matter how big the star, if the story is as thanda as last night’s chai, toh kya fayda? 🎬

Stay tuned, doston, for more gossip, reviews, and all things Bollywood. Until then, remember, life is too short for boring movies!