Hola doston! Itβs your favorite Bollywood snoop, Khabree Kiran, back with another spicy update! This time, itβs Twinkle Khanna up to her usual antics, and trust me, youβre going to love this one!
Oh, Twinkle, Twinkle, not-so-little star! π What have you done now? In her latest column, our very own Mrs. Funnybones has once again taken a jibe at her dear mummy, Dimple Kapadia. But this time, sheβs got a new target in her witty crosshairs β the eternal Dream Girl, Hema Malini.
So, kya hua? Let me break it down for you, Bollywood style! Picture this: Twinkle is complaining about the usual Indian woes β noise pollution, waterlogging, and those prized potholes β all while writing her column. And who better to throw into this delightful chaos than none other than Hema ji, Bollywoodβs queen of clean water!
Twinkle reminisces about her water purifierβs trickling filter and, guess what, it reminded her of Hema Malini! π€£ She wrote, "No one in the country is more interested in giving India clean water than Hema ji. After endorsing water purifiers for years, she is now performing a dance ballet on the shores of the Ganga to spread a message to keep our rivers clean. But will our citizens listen to her appeal, or will it be a case of you can lead a horse to the jal (water), but you canβt make him drink?"
Arey wah, Twinkle! Tum toh chhupi rustam nikli! Imagine having Hema Malini as your mom. Well, Twinkle did, and she wished it out loud! She joked that if Hema Malini were her mother, they could discuss clean water at length, and she would βreceive a lifetime supply of free water purifiers.β
But what about poor Dimple Kapadia? Twinkleβs real mom wasnβt spared either. In her column, Twinkle mentions how she vents about people littering roads and creating Rorschach patterns of paan on street corners. Dimple ji, being the queen of sass herself, retorted that there was less noise pollution during Ganpati processions than what Twinkle was creating with her complaints! π Talk about a mic drop moment!
Twinkle, the daughter of the legendary Rajesh Khanna and Dimple, seems to love these playful jabs. Sheβs got a younger sister, Rinke Khanna, who left acting long ago to live a quieter life. Meanwhile, Hema ji, married to Dharmendra, has two daughters, Esha Deol and Ahana Deol.
Now, does this mean Twinkleβs got some serious mother-envy? Or maybe sheβs just flexing her funnybones yet again. Either way, weβre here for the laughs, and Twinkle never disappoints!
Kiranβs Gyan:
Bollywood moms are like masala chai β each one has a unique flavor, but too much of any can leave you with quite the hangover! So, whether itβs Dimpleβs sass or Hemaβs class, be glad you donβt have to choose!
Catch you later, filmy folks! Until then, keep your drama on-screen and your gossip off-screen! π