Arrey bhai, kya haal hai sabka? Today, let’s dive into the Bollywood ki duniya, jahan drama aur suspense kabhi khatam nahi hota. Khabree Kiran is back with some masaledar khabar about none other than our very own Khiladi Kumar, Mr. Akshay Kumar! Buckle up, because it’s going to be one bumpy ride!
Akshay Kumar: The Khiladi in Crisis Mode? 🥲
Toh kya? Our Akki bhai’s latest flick ‘Sarfira’ has joined the long list of box office disasters. Picture this: despite a hefty budget and a star filled cast, it managed to rake in a measly ₹2.5 crores on its opening day. Haww! Aur yeh sirf ‘Sarfira’ ki kahani nahi, bhai! Post ‘Sooryavanshi,’ only ‘OMG 2’ has managed to keep his sinking ship afloat.
Ab yeh toh serious baat hai, bhaiyon aur behnon. The past few years have been rough for Akshay, with movies like ‘Bell Bottom,’ ‘Atrangi Re,’ ‘Bachchhan Paandey,’ ‘Samrat Prithviraj,’ ‘Raksha Bandhan,’ ‘Ram Setu,’ ‘Selfiee,’ ‘Mission Raniganj,’ and ‘Bade Miyan Chhote Miyan’ tanking at the box office. Poor scripts, bad marketing, South remakes – you name it, he’s faced it.
Akshay’s Shocking Downfall 💔
Ab yeh toh hona hi tha! Kamaal R Khan, the self-proclaimed critic, claims Akshay’s recent ventures have cost producers a whopping ₹600 crores! Dharti phati? Ab yeh sunke toh Akki fans ka dil zaroor toot gaya hoga. Even films with no star power like ‘Munjya’ managed to sell more tickets than ‘Sarfira.’ Bas yahi baaki tha!
Despite good media reviews, his films are struggling. Aur bhai, social media pe toh logon ne keh diya – "Akshay bhai, ab retirement le lo!"
Once a Hit Machine, Now Disaster King 😱
Yeh baat toh sach hai ke Akshay Kumar ne Bollywood pe raj kiya hai for decades. From action-packed hits like ‘Mohra’ and the Khiladi series to comedy gold like ‘Phir Hera Pheri’ and ‘Welcome,’ he’s seen it all. Aur phir 2016-2019 ke beech, bhai ne social message wale movies se bhi dhamaka kar diya with hits like ‘Airlift,’ ‘Rustom,’ and ‘Toilet Ek Prem Katha.’
But alas! Post-pandemic era ne sab kuch badal diya. Only ‘Sooryavanshi’ and ‘OMG 2’ managed to be the saving grace. Ab yeh toh sochne wali baat hai – what went wrong?
Can Akshay Kumar Turn the Tables Once Again? 🤔
Ab Akshay ko introspect karne ka waqt aa gaya hai! He needs to revisit his comedy roots, kyunki comedy hi Akshay ka asli dum hai. ‘Khel Khel Mein’, a situational comedy, is set to release next month. Fingers crossed, yeh movie Akshay bhai ko wapas unki pehli wali glory de!
Aur haan, the sequels ‘Housefull 5,’ ‘Welcome to the Jungle,’ and ‘Jolly LLB 3’ are also in the pipeline. Plus, he’s headlining ‘Skyforce,’ a film based on India’s retaliatory attack on Pakistan in 1965. Let’s hope these films help him reclaim his spot!
Kiran’s Gyan: 🧠
Bhai, Bollywood mein ek hi rule hai – Paisa Vasool! Audience ko entertain karo, nahi toh ghar baithe raho! Akshay bhai, comedy ka tadka lagao, aur apne fans ko wapas se hasao!
Tags: Akshay Kumar, Bollywood, Box Office, Flop Films, Comedy, Khel Khel Mein, Housefull 5, Welcome to the Jungle, Jolly LLB 3, Skyforce
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