Kalki 2898 AD: Hilarious Reasons This Flick will Rake in 1000 Crores at the Box Office!

Arrey bhaiyya, Bollywood ka naya dhamaka aa gaya hai! Presenting “Kalki 2898 AD” with none other than our darling Prabhas! This sci-fi magnum opus directed by Nag Ashwin has left the audience divided—kuch log khush toh kuch log naraaz! Khabree Kiran here, ready to spill the beans on why some folks think it’s a 1000 crore blockbuster and why others are muttering “kya bakwaas hai yeh.” 😏

The Big Budget Extravaganza

So, yahaan baat ho rahi hai ek 700 crore ki movie ki. Prabhas is back, and people are calling it the film of the decade. Bhai, is budget mein toh pura Bollywood ban jaaye! The film focuses on the tenth avatar of Lord Vishnu and has the masses excited. But let’s not ignore the haters. One disappointed fan on Twitter said, “Bas bhai, visuals theek hai, but storytelling mein dam nahi.” Ouch. 😬

But wait, not everyone is so grumpy. The rest of the janta is convinced that Prabhas leading the first half and Deepika Padukone balancing the second half make Kalki 2898 AD an epic to remember. Here’s why:

The Mahabharatam Sequence

Yeh kya baat hui! The movie has an epic Mahabharat sequence that has left everyone in awe. A fan gushed, “Nag Ashwin created something unique—hats off to Prabhas, Deepika, Kamal Haasan, Amitabh Bachchan, and the cast.” Another exclaimed, “Nag Ashwin, take a bow for your vision. The world you created and the way you showed all Mahabharata scenes are mind-blowing.”

Prabhas – The Rebel God & Deepika The Mother

Arrey wah! Prabhas has once again proven his mettle with his blockbuster, leaving audiences in awe of his acting prowess and charisma! From Baahubali to Kalki 2898 AD, this man knows how to make an impact! Another fan said, “The movie is about protecting Vishnu’s 10th incarnation in their mother’s womb during the worst of Kali-yuga to usher in Satya yuga.” Deepika Padukone, meanwhile, is being hailed as the new Mother Goddess.

The Box Office Bonanza

One ecstatic viewer said, “I just finished watching Kalki 2898 AD, and WOW, it’s a cinematic experience like no other! With sensational pre-sales and record-breaking collections, this epic sci-fi adventure has taken the world by storm!” Another added, “First half is a bit slow, but the second half is quite engaging. Overall, it’s like Star Trek with some Indian/Hindu concepts.”

kalki 2898 ad is a flawless 10/10 film in my eyes (without any bias), i’m still trying to find the mistakes & failing terribly. nag ashwin, i’m a fan!!! cannot wait to witness kalki cinematic universe — deepika padukone, a bang on performance as expected, the mother! pic.twitter.com/3cS0GIfrSV

— capricorn’s groove ☆ (@dishaspovs)

https://twitter.com/dishaspovs/status/1806167184206385590

Kiran’s Gyan

Kiran’s Gyan: “Bollywood mein ek hi rule hai – ya toh hit ho ya phir superhit. Aur agar film 1000 crore kama rahi hai, toh samajh lo bhai, sab log apne apne popcorn leke theatre mein baithe hain! 😜”