Ahoy there, Bollywood buffs and box office aficionados! Gather around for the latest juicy numbers, straight outta the filmy furnace. Yours truly, Boxoffice Bhaskar, here to sprinkle a bit of wit and sarcasm on the tumultuous tale of Akshay Kumar’s latest flick, Sarfira. Spoiler alert: It’s a bumpy ride!
Alright, let’s dive headfirst into the carnage. The Akshay Kumar starrer Sarfira has managed to stumble out of the gate with an opening collection that’s more tragic than a Shakespearean climax. Competing against the likes of Selfiee and Mission Raniganj, our dear Sarfira has scraped together a mere Rs. 2.10 to 2.40 crores on its opening day. That’s right, folks, it’s curtains down before the show even begins.
The film was a no-show across the board—single screens, multiplexes, you name it. Sarfira got a wide release on 2500 screens across India, but the opening day saw shows being canceled faster than you can say "blockbuster." Some cinema halls have already started replacing Sarfira with Kalki 2898 AD. Ouch, that’s gotta sting!
Over the weekend, premium properties will also shift focus to showcasing Kill. Signs are ominous for Akshay Kumar, who might need to rethink his strategy. Sarfira is now his fourth film to open under the Rs. 3 crore mark, following the footsteps of Bell Bottom, Selfiee, and Mission Raniganj. It’s high time for some introspection, Akshay!
As we ogle at the weekend collections, it’s clear that Sarfira’s fate is sealed. Even if there are jumps, the start is just too low for any significant turnaround. The film’s journey seems destined for the same abyss where its predecessors reside.
For more heartbreak, er, box office numbers, and reviews, stay tuned.
Until next time, remember: in Bollywood, the only thing that’s predictable is the unpredictability. And Sarfira? Well, it’s just another feather in the cap of box office disasters.
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