Greetings, dear readers! It’s Hollywood Hrishita here, your ever-sassy, perpetually cynical guide to the latest box office gossip. Buckle up for a wild ride through the latest Hollywood hits and misses! 🎬🍿
Warner Bros. Casts a Spell with “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice”
Oh, look! Warner Bros. has done it again, waving their magical wand and summoning £7.3 million ($9.6 million) from the U.K. and Ireland. Yes, folks, the spooky charm of “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” has bewitched audiences right into the theater seats. Move over, Harry Potter; there’s a new magic in town! 🧙♂️✨
GOAT Lands in Second Place – Quite Literally
Ahimsa Entertainment’s Tamil film “The Greatest Of All Time” (or as the cool kids call it, “GOAT”) struts in at second place with a respectable £768,842. Vijay, darling, you’ve done it again, though I must say, being a goat isn’t just about the horns and the hooves. 🐐😉
“It Ends With Us” Refuses to End
Sony’s “It Ends With Us” is like that clingy ex—still hanging around in its fifth week, cozying up at number three with £668,902, and a total haul of £20.1 million. Someone needs to tell this movie that endings are important! 📽💔
Deadpool & Wolverine: The Bromance Continues
Disney’s “Deadpool & Wolverine” is still kicking butt in its seventh week, adding £661,592 for a total of £55.9 million. Who knew claw fights and snarky remarks could be so profitable? 🦸♂️💸
Alien: Romulus – Still Scaring People Silly
Disney’s “Alien: Romulus” snuck into the fifth spot, scaring another £570,708 out of audiences in its fourth week. With a total of £12.1 million, I guess people just love to be terrified. 👽😱
Minions Keep Minioning
Universal’s “Despicable Me 4” is still hanging in there at sixth place, raking in £543,555 in its ninth week, bringing its total to £45.7 million. Those little yellow troublemakers just won’t quit, will they? 🍌😂
Blink Twice – And You Might Miss It
Warner Bros.’ “Blink Twice” landed at seventh with £331,425 in its third weekend, totaling £2.62 million. It’s like the movie itself—blink twice and you might miss its fleeting success. 👀✨
Inside Out 2: Still Going Strong
Disney’s “Inside Out 2” holds the eighth spot, crossing the £58 million mark in its thirteenth week with an additional £228,526. Looks like emotions are still running high! 😭🎉
Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Never-Ending
The re-release of Fox’s “Star Wars: Episode III Revenge Of The Sith” claimed ninth place, adding £159,313 to its £39.4 million lifetime gross. Yes, it’s still here, a millennium later. 🌌🎬
Firebrand Flickers into Tenth Place
MetFilm Distribution’s “Firebrand” debuted with £119,952. Not exactly setting the world on fire, but hey, it’s in the top 10! 🔥🎥
Upcoming Attractions: Horror, Concerts, and More!
Mark your calendars, folks! Thursday, Sept. 12th brings Universal’s psychological horror “Speak No Evil” starring James McAvoy and the concert film “Usher: Rendezvous In Paris.”
And then, Friday the 13th (how spooky!) will see the release of Kate Winslet’s “Lee,” Naqqash Khalid’s “In Camera,” and a re-release of “Spider-Man Far From Home.” Superhero overload, anyone? 🕸💥
Moral of the Story: In Hollywood, old ghosts and superheroes never die—they just keep coming back for more box office gold! 💰👻
Stay sassy, stay cynical, and always keep your popcorn ready. Until next time! 🎬🍿
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