Oh darlings, gather ’round! Hollywood Hrishita is here with the latest gossip from La La Land, and I promise, it’s juicier than a ripe mango on a hot summer day! 🍋
Deadpool & Wolverine: The Unstoppable Duo
Well, well, well! Look who’s still strutting their stuff at the box office – none other than our favorite wisecracking superhero duo, Deadpool & Wolverine. In their sixth weekend, they’re poised to reign supreme again. Seriously, folks, it’s like they’re the only ones who got the memo on how to make a movie people actually want to watch. 😂
New Releases: Meh, Who Cares?
The competition? Oh please, don’t make me laugh. We’ve got a biopic "Reagan" with Dennis Quaid, and a little horror flick called "Afraid" from Sony and Blumhouse. But let’s be real, their chances of breaking into the top five are slimmer than a supermodel on a juice cleanse. 🥤
Reagan: A Walk Down Memory Lane
So, about "Reagan" – directed by Sean McNamara, it’s got a budget of $25 million and is based on Paul Kengor’s book “The Crusader: Ronald Reagan and the Fall of Communism.” It’s a trip down memory lane with Jon Voight playing a former KGB agent. Expect it to rake in $5 million to $7 million. Yawn. 😴
Afraid: AI Gone Wild
Then there’s "Afraid", where John Cho and Katherine Waterston play a family that gets way too cozy with a smart home AI. It’s like Siri on steroids. Thanks to Blumhouse’s budget-friendly approach, this one was made for just $12 million. But again, looking at $5 million to $7 million. Moving along… 🚶♀️
Other Newbies: Don’t Hold Your Breath
And if you thought it couldn’t get bleaker, think again. We’ve got "1992", "Slingshot" and "City of Dreams" all vying for your hard-earned cash, but aiming for a measly $2.5 million or less each. Yeah, you heard me right. 🙄
1992: An Uprising Drama
"1992" features Tyrese Gibson and Scott Eastwood, and it’s about a shopkeeper trying to save his son during the LA riots post-Rodney King verdict. Real cheery stuff. 😕
Slingshot: Space Madness
"Slingshot" stars Casey Affleck as an astronaut losing his marbles on a mission to Titan. Because nothing says "fun weekend" like existential dread in space. 🌌
City of Dreams: A Sob Story with Free Tickets
And finally, "City of Dreams". This movie offers a grim tale of a young Mexican farmer lured to LA under false pretenses and ends up in a sweatshop. But wait, 50% of ticket sales won’t even count because they’re giving away $1 million in free tickets. It’s like they want to turn a movie into a charity event. 🤷♀️
Director Mohit Ramchandani wants to shine a light on modern-day slavery, especially among children. Admirable, yes. But still, free tickets? 🤔
Moral of the Story: When in Doubt, Add More Superheroes
So there you have it, lovelies. The box office is a sad, sad place unless you’re Deadpool or Wolverine. The rest? Well, let’s just say they’re playing catch-up in a race they never stood a chance to win. 🏃♂️
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