Dog Man Dominates as Top Dog; ‘Heart Eyes’ and ‘Love Hurts’ Stroll Quietly During Super Bowl Weekend

Ah, the sweet smell of popcorn and box office battles! 🎬 This weekend, it seems like our old buddy "Dog Man" has decided to show the young pups how it’s done, reigning supreme at the box office for the second weekend straight. Who knew a canine caper could fetch so much cash? 🐶💰

On the other hand, the new arrivals are making less of a splash and more of a gentle ripple. The horror flick "Heart Eyes" and the action-packed "Love Hurts," starring the ever-charismatic Ke Huy Quan, are trailing behind in the second and third spots. Maybe they should’ve included a few more explosions or perhaps a catchy theme song? 🎵💥

One can’t help but wonder if "Heart Eyes" should have borrowed a few tricks from "Dog Man"—maybe a lovable golden retriever to soften those slasher edges? And "Love Hurts," darling, are you missing the mark with your rom-action combo? Perhaps next time, throw in some romantic candlelit dinners amidst the chaos. 🍝🔥

MORAL OF THE STORY: In the world of Hollywood, old dogs don’t need new tricks—they’ve got box office magic up their sleeves! 🐾✨