Hey Bollywood, How About We Finally Give Salman Khan the Blockbuster Script He Deserves? A Power-Packed Story for the Box Office King! [Opinion]

Hey Bollywood buffs! It’s your favorite gupshup-queen Khabree Kiran back with some masala on our beloved Bhai, Salman Khan. Let’s dive into the glitz and glam of Bollywood, where logic sometimes takes a backseat, but entertainment is always in the driver’s seat!

Picture this: 1989, a shy lad named Prem stole our hearts with his iconic line, "Dosti ka ek usool hai madam, no Sorry, no Thank You." Fast forward, and Prem transformed into the Dabangg Salman Khan, who still has a lot of "Prem" tucked inside his brawny heart. 🎬❤️

Bhai ki kahani is a blockbuster in itself. He’s the only superstar who mastered both the lover boy and action hero avatars—something Shah Rukh Khan took years to crack! But, ahem, lately, it seems like filmmakers are treating Bhaijaan like a genie—rubbing the lamp every Eid for the moolah, without really putting in the effort.

Look at the lineup: Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan, Sikandar, Radhe, Race 3—all rushed Eid releases with scripts flimsier than a Bollywood gossip column. Yet, guess what? They made money, lots of it! 🤷‍♀️💰

You might be wondering, "Kya Bhai ka magic kam ho raha hai?" Nope! The man hasn’t delivered a flop since Veer in 2010. His films, even the mediocre ones, are like ATMs—dispensing crores while keeping critics busy with their troll tweets. Tiger 3, despite all the flak, was 2023’s fifth highest-grossing Hindi film!

But let’s not forget the gems in his crown: Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam, Tere Naam, Dabangg, Bajrangi Bhaijaan, Sultan. These are the results when Salman’s star power meets a solid script. So, why are we still feeding him half-baked stories just because Eid needs a hero? "Bhai, fans ke dil mein bhi aata hai aur samajh mein bhi," but patience has limits, huh!

Filmmakers, zara socho! Even a so-so Salman flick earns more than your cerebral cinema. The bhai-janta roars on opening day, but the buzz fizzles out like soda without fizz, all thanks to poor word-of-mouth.

The real kahani might be languishing in some forgotten corner of a swanky office. That golden script is waiting for its moment, and Salman is the man to give it life. So, Bollywood, can we stop taking Bhai for granted? And, Bhai, ek ehsaan karna, ki ab tumpe koi ehsaan mat karna!

Kiran’s Gyan
Bollywood, stop treating Salman like your Eid ka chand. Instead, give him scripts that shine brighter than the Diwali lights. After all, "Bhai ka time aayega, par script ka time kab aayega?" 😜🍿

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