The Diplomat: A Box Office Saga or Just Another Day at the Office?
Well, dear readers, if Bollywood had a habit tracker, The Diplomat would have earned itself a gold star for consistency. This film’s collections are as steady as John Abraham’s expressions—clocking in at a solid ₹1.51 crores on Tuesday after a ₹1.53 crore haul on Monday. Yes, you read that right, a mere chump change of ₹0.02 crores! In Bollywood terms, that’s like finding a couple of coins under your couch cushions.
Now, if you’re wondering why this is noteworthy, remember, Monday was a bit of a dip compared to Friday—Holi or not. So, this level of stability is akin to a Bollywood dance sequence that remains perfectly synchronized even if everyone else is losing the rhythm.
The film’s next aim? Keeping the collections above the ₹1.25 crore mark until tomorrow. If it accomplishes this, and manages the feat again on the second Friday by touching at least ₹1 crore, it might just run for two weeks. Ah, the dreams of Bollywood blockbusters! But with a few new films hitting screens this Friday, The Diplomat is going to have to elbow its way for attention. Hopefully, it’ll show more growth over the weekend than a houseplant in indirect sunlight.
For those keeping score, The Diplomat has amassed ₹16.49 crores so far. Not bad, but not quite up to par with this year’s hit, Devaa, which strutted in with ₹19.43 crores over its opening weekend and summed up a neat ₹21.78 crores in four days. But hey, The Diplomat was made on a smaller budget, so in terms of rupee-per-rupee value, it’s holding its own.
Remember folks, all these figures are courtesy of various box office sages. As for me, I’m just here to add a little spice to the statistics!
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In the grand tapestry of Bollywood, The Diplomat may not be the brightest thread, but it’s certainly holding its own. Now, if only it could teach us all how to stay so consistently… lukewarm.
