‘Paddington in Peru’ Inches Towards a $100M Payday, Because Bears Need Bling Too

Gather around, my fellow movie mavens, for a tale of two films trying to dance their way into hearts and wallets worldwide. Oh, the drama! Oh, the suspense! Oh, the box office spreadsheets! 🎬📈

Paddington’s Marmalade Misadventure 🍊🐻

Let’s start with our charming little bear, Paddington, who’s taken his marmalade escapade to Peru. Yes, "Paddington in Peru" is already wooing audiences overseas, amassing a respectable $93.2 million from 51 territories. Not too shabby, right? 🤔 But wait, before you pop the champagne, remember his previous films raked in a cool $249 million each. Oh, Paddington, you’ve got some catching up to do, my fuzzy friend.

Fear not, for the adventure is just beginning. Our dear bear is yet to grace the screens in France, South Korea, Italy, Spain, and Japan. So, pack your bags, Paddington, there’s gold (or marmalade) in them thar hills! 🏞️

Directed by Dougal Wilson, this flick takes us on a wild ride with the Brown family, complete with Amazonian antics and mountain mysteries. And yes, the delightful voices of Ben Whishaw and Imelda Staunton return, alongside Hugh Bonneville, Emily Mortimer, Antonio Banderas, and Olivia Colman. Hollywood, eat your heart out! 🎭

Dog Man’s Bark vs. Bite 🐶🔍

Meanwhile, over at the international dog pound, "Dog Man" isn’t exactly wagging its tail with excitement. With only $4.2 million from 30 markets, it seems our canine cop needs a better sniffing strategy. Spain’s got the highest treat with $1 million, followed by Mexico at $699,000. But hey, North America threw a bone with $36 million, bringing the global total to $40 million. Not bad for a $40 million budget, right? 🐾

Based on Dav Pilkey’s graphic novel, our hero is part-man, part-dog, and all heart. With a voice cast featuring Pete Davidson, Lil Rel Howery, and Isla Fisher, you’d think it’d be a walk in the park. But alas, "Companion" from Warner Bros. and New Line is stealing the spotlight with a $5.5 million overseas haul from 60 markets.

Moral of the Story: In the Land of Popcorn and Dreams 🍿✨

Why did the bear cross the ocean? To find the marmalade on the other side! But watch out for those robot companions—they’re stealing the show!

In the whimsical world of Hollywood, sometimes it takes a village (or a global audience) to make a blockbuster. So, whether you’re a bear with a penchant for marmalade or a dog with a badge, remember: it’s not just about the opening weekend. It’s the journey through the box office jungle that counts! 🏆🎥