Robert Pattinson’s Mickey 17 Barely Scrapes Together $7.7 Million on Day One

Ah, the glamorous world of Hollywood! Where budgets are bigger than life and expectations are even bigger. Hollywood Hrishita here, ready to spill some tea on the latest box office buzz! Let’s dive into the galaxy of movie numbers and ego trips, shall we? 🎬✨

Warner Bros.’ "Mickey 17" Takes Off… Kind Of… 🚀

So, Bong Joon Ho, the man who gave us the iconic "Parasite," is back in the director’s chair with "Mickey 17." Sounds intriguing, right? With Robert Pattinson playing twin cosmic explorers, you’d think the universe would be flocking to theaters. However, the film is tiptoeing its way into the box office cosmos with a modest $7.7 million from early showings across 3,807 locations. Not exactly a meteoric rise for a film carrying a $118 million tag, eh? 🤔

The Pricey Gamble 🎲

"Mickey 17" is predicted to soar past an $18 million opening weekend, but with a production budget that could buy a small moon, it needs to rake in over $275 million just to break even. Good luck with that, Mickey! Maybe sprinkle some stardust on those numbers? 🌟

IMAX Dreams and Box Office Realities 🎥

Playing in the big leagues with IMAX and other swanky formats, "Mickey 17" will rule the domestic charts. But sorry, it won’t rescue theaters from the boredom induced by "Captain America: Brave New World," which has been reigning for a month despite its own dwindling returns. 🦸‍♂️

Critics and Audiences Weigh In 🧐

Reviews for "Mickey 17" are positive, but not quite the standing ovation Bong might have hoped for. The film scored a "B" from CinemaScore, which isn’t terrible. But it’s not exactly the standing ovation one desires for that prolonged theater run. 🎫

The Supporting Cast and the Story Behind the Story 🎭

Joining Pattinson on this space odyssey are Mark Ruffalo, Naomi Ackie, Toni Colette, and Steven Yeun. Plan B Productions, known for their knack for storytelling, is behind this adaptation of Edward Ashton’s novel "Mickey7."

Meanwhile, in Marvel Land… 🦸‍♀️

"Captain America: Brave New World" finally moves to second place, with a cumulative domestic total of $170.1 million. Not bad, but when you consider the $180 million production cost, it’s not exactly the superhero landing they hoped for. The Marvel magic seems to be flickering a bit. ✨

Other Players in the Game 🎬

Focus Features’ “Last Breath” is gasping for air with a $4.1 million weekend. "The Monkey," a Stephen King adaptation, holds up with a $3.9 million weekend and a $31 million total. Not too shabby for a spooky little flick. 🐒

"Paddington in Peru" is padding along nicely, aiming to surpass $37 million, while Angel Studios’ "Rule Breakers" might just surprise us with its feel-good vibes. 📈

And the Not-So-Greats… 😬

"In the Lost Lands" is struggling to find its way, barely scratching $1 million. Meanwhile, "Anora," fresh off a five-Oscar win, is back on screens, proving that sometimes, good things come to those who wait—or re-release. 🏆

MORAL OF THE STORY: The Hollywood Box Office is Like a Roller Coaster… 🎢

Hold on tight, because what goes up sometimes stays down longer than expected. And remember, even in the glamorous world of Hollywood, not every star shines as brightly as it hopes! 🌟

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