Robert Pattinson’s ‘Mickey 17’ Struts Its Way to Number One in U.K. and Ireland Box Office, as Expected

Oh, dear cinephiles, grab your popcorn and get ready for a roller coaster of box office drama! Hollywood Hrishita here, ready to spill the tea on the latest flicks ruling the U.K. and Ireland screens. 🎬🍿

Mickey 17’s Galactic Debut 🚀

Guess who’s sitting pretty at the top? It’s none other than Warner Bros.’ sci-fi brainchild “Mickey 17.” This Bong Joon Ho creation, flaunting Robert Pattinson’s brooding charm, has raked in a cool £2.1 million ($2.7 million) on its debut. But wait, Bridget Jones isn’t ready to hand over her crown just yet! 👑

Bridget Jones: Still the Queen? 👠

Our beloved Bridget, with her diary full of drama, has slipped to second place but is still minting money like a pro. "Bridget Jones: Mad About The Boy" pocketed a neat $2.6 million in its fourth week, accumulating a whopping $52.2 million. Talk about staying power!

Marching Powder Marches In 💥

In third place, “Marching Powder” makes a splash with $1.3 million. Nick Love and Danny Dyer reunite for this comedy-drama roller coaster about addiction and happy endings. Let’s see if it can snort its way past its $2 million budget soon!

Marvel Magic and Newcomers 🎥

Marvel’s “Captain America: Brave New World” has slipped to fourth, gathering $780,135, but its total stands strong at $21.2 million. Meanwhile, Sony’s “One of Them Days” pops in at seventh, earning $257,016. Not bad, but not jaw-dropping either.

Oscar Gold for “Anora” 🏆

“Anora” is back in the spotlight, thanks to its Oscar glory. Holding the eighth position, it has now amassed $3.2 million. Slow and steady wins the race, right?

What’s Cooking Next? 🍿

Looking ahead, thrill-seekers can catch “Last Breath” starring Woody Harrelson and Simu Liu, or dive into Steven Soderbergh’s “Black Bag” with its celebrity filled lineup. And let’s not forget “Opus” with John Malkovich or “In the Lost Lands” with Milla Jovovich.

For the indie lovers, “Sister Midnight” with Radhika Apte, and “Oh My Goodness!” featuring nuns on a cycling adventure are hitting the screens. Plus, a sprinkle of Bollywood with “Sanam Teri Kasam” and Punjabi spice with “Six Each.”

Nostalgia Trip 🚴‍♂️

For those who fancy a blast from the past, “O Brother, Where Art Thou?” is making a comeback for its 25th anniversary. Get ready to time travel!

Moral of the Story: The Box Office is a Circus, and We’re All Clowns 🤡

Whether you’re a blockbuster behemoth or an indie darling, the box office is the ultimate battleground. One day you’re king, the next you’re…well, a court jester. But hey, as long as the popcorn’s hot and the sodas are cold, we’re all in for the show!