‘Transformers One’ Rakes in $9.5 Million on Day One—Guess Giant Robots Still Sell!

Hey Bollywood buffs, Hollywood Hrishita here! Buckle up for some Hollywood shenanigans at the box office. Let’s dive into the drama, shall we?

Transformers One: Turbocharged or Stalled?

So, "Transformers One," the animated prequel that nobody asked for, seems to be off to a less-than-spectacular start with a measly $9.56 million from 3,978 locations. Not exactly the turbocharged opening Paramount Animation and Hasbro Entertainment were hoping for, right? With a $26.3 million opening weekend predicted, it’s lagging behind those $30 million industry projections. Oops! 🤷‍♀️

Sure, it’s not a complete dumpster fire, especially considering its $75 million budget (which, for Hollywood, is practically a bargain). But let’s be real, they were probably hoping it would squash "Beetlejuice Beetlejuice" like a bug. Spoiler alert: it didn’t. The ghost with the most still haunts the charts in its third weekend. 👻

Will the Autobots Roll Out or Roll Over?

The big question: can "Transformers One" keep chugging along in the coming weeks? Paramount did manage a salvage job with "IF" this summer, which limped to $111 million domestic after a weak $33 million opening. So, maybe there’s hope? 🤞

Reviews are glowing for this Josh Cooley-directed flick, featuring big names like Chris Hemsworth, Brian Tyree Henry, Scarlett Johansson, and Keegan-Michael Key. CinemaScore gave it an A, so at least the audience isn’t snoozing. But next week, it’s up against Universal’s “The Wild Robot.” Let the family-friendly face-off begin! 🥳

Lionsgate’s Never-Ending Horror Show

Over at Lionsgate, the Halle Berry thriller “Never Let Go” is barely hanging on with a sad $1.6 million from 2,667 locations. Another dud for Lionsgate, who have been on a losing streak with "Borderlands," "The Crow," and "The Killer’s Game." Their next hope? Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis,” which they’re distributing but didn’t produce. Given the dismal box office tracking, let’s just say I’m not holding my breath. 😬

Beetlejuice Still Bouncing

Meanwhile, Warner Bros.’ “Beetlejuice Beetlejuice” continues to rake in the dough. It added $6.7 million on Friday, though that’s a 54% drop from last week. Still, it’s hauntingly close to being the top grosser even in its third weekend! It’s now the third-highest domestic release for Tim Burton, unadjusted for inflation. Who knew the ghost had such staying power? 🎃

Speak No Evil: Whispering Success

Universal’s “Speak No Evil” slid into third place with a $5.8 million second weekend, a decent 49% drop. Not bad for a horror remake, amirite? 💀

Deadpool & Wolverine: Still Snarky, Still Strong

Holding strong in the top five, Disney’s “Deadpool & Wolverine” added $991K on Friday. Now in its ninth weekend, it’s surpassed “The Avengers” to become the 13th-highest-grossing domestic release ever. Next target: “Barbie.” Can it do it? Stay tuned! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️

The Substance: Oozing Into Theaters

Last but not least, Mubi’s “The Substance” hit 1,949 venues, dripping $1.3 million in sales. Directed by Coralie Fargeat, this body horror flick is more about the long game, fueled by great reviews and awards buzz. Demi Moore, we see you! 👀

Moral of the Story:

Hollywood Box Office: Where Even Robots and Ghosts Can’t Predict the Future!

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