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Well, well, well⊠if it isnât our Bollywood trying to pull off another thriller and falling flat on its face yet again! This is your one and only, Review Rani, back with another eye-opener. So grab your popcorn, folks, because this is going to get as entertaining as it gets.
Let me introduce you to âDo Patti,â a movie that tries its luck at being a thriller but ends up as thrilling as watching paint dry. The plot revolves around a murder mystery in a quaint hill town, investigated by the very âfeistyâ officer Vidya Jyoti (played by Kajol). But hey, thereâs a twist! There are twins, Saumya and Shailee (Kriti Sanon trying to pull off a double role). The movie should have been titled âDo Patti, Do Kriti,â donât ya think? đ
The film can be best described as a deceptive cake with no cream or cherry on top. It gets you all excited, making you believe thereâs an incredible plot twist coming up. But alas! It turns out to be a damp squib. The film is as unpredictable as the weather forecast, and the big âtwistâ hits you with the force of a gentle breeze. Yawn! đ
The film attempts to build some sort of conflict between law and its spirit, a theme that has been explored far more effectively in other works. But âDo Pattiâ loses its way faster than my Wi-Fi connection during a Netflix binge. Add to this a twin trope thatâs been done to death in Bollywood, and youâve got yourself a movie thatâs about as original as a pirated DVD.
Now letâs talk characters. Theyâre as flat as a pancake, with less flavor. Kajol, playing the role of a single, no-nonsense cop, spews out dialogues that are meant to be witty but are as bland as hospital food. The only saving grace is her interaction with her subordinate Brijendra Kala, but sadly, this track is as sidelined as a vegetarian at a barbecue party.
Kriti Sanon looks stunning, no doubt, but her performance is as convincing as a 3-year-old promising to finish their vegetables. She struggles to differentiate between the twins sheâs playing, making them as identical in personality as they are in appearance. And letâs not even get started on the rest of the cast. Theyâre as forgettable as last yearâs New Yearâs resolutions.
âDo Pattiâ tries to touch upon serious issues like domestic violence and childhood trauma, but it does so with the sensitivity of a bull in a china shop. It lacks depth and fails to leave a lasting impression.
Raniâs Wrap-Up
In conclusion, âDo Pattiâ is like a bad magic trick. It promises a lot of excitement but delivers nothing but disappointment. But hey, if you have a couple of hours to waste and nothing better to do, go ahead and give it a watch. Just donât say I didnât warn you! đ
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