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So, here we go again, another Bollywood flick trying to be âdeep.â This oneâs titled âBedtime Blahsâ (not really, but it should be). So, strap in and get ready for a roller-coaster ride of well⊠mild amusement and occasional yawns. Oh, and Iâm Review Rani, your guide to the cinematic chaos that is Bollywood.
In the land of countless jobs and endless chai, we meet our protagonist, Tarini Bandopadhyay (played by Paresh Rawal). Tarini, a chatterbox of a storyteller, has a CV thatâs longer than the list of my exes, hopping jobs like a kangaroo on a sugar rush. Now, heâs hoping to cure the insomnia of a rich businessman, Ratan Garodia (Adil Hussain). I mean, come on! Isnât there a pill for that?
Tariniâs tales are as original as a Bollywood remix, but they do the job. That is until Garodia, showing the creativity of a soggy samosa, starts passing them off as his own. Why? To impress a woman! Yeah, because nothing says âIâm a catchâ like plagiarizing bedtime stories.
âBedtime Blahsâ tries to be profound, with themes of self-doubt, plagiarism, and commercialism versus artistry. Itâs like trying to find the meaning of life in a masala movie. The filmâs pace is as relaxed as a sloth on a Sunday, which may not be everyoneâs cup of chai.
The storyline features tales about trees in the forest and spy pigeons during WWII. If youâre thinking that sounds interesting, youâre wrong. The execution is as exciting as a power outage during the World Cup final. Still, it manages to throw a curveball at the end thatâll make you gasp (or at least yawn less loudly).
Rawal is convincing as a Bengali railing against capitalism, while Hussain is compelling as a businessman with an inferiority complex. Revathy, Jayesh More, and Tannishtha Chatterjee also chip in with performances that are as solid as a well-cooked chapati.
âBedtime Blahsâ is like a lukewarm cup of tea; itâs not exactly piping hot, but itâs not cold either. Its leisurely pace can make watching it feel like a marathon, but the performances and that unexpected twist at the end make it a somewhat worthwhile watch.
Raniâs Wrap-Up: If youâre in the mood for a movie thatâs as leisurely as a snail on a treadmill and as deep as a kiddie pool, then âBedtime Blahsâ is for you. Just remember to bring a pillow, in case the insomnia cure works a little too well. đđ€
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