πππ« (2.5/5 stars, because Iβm feeling generous today)
drumrollβ¦ Presenting, the cinematic wonder of the year, βJahangir National University,β an alleged representation of the real-life Jawaharlal Nehru University. But if youβre expecting an insightful, nuanced portrayal of Indiaβs premier educational institution, buckle up for a bumpy ride, because itβs anything but. So, fasten your seatbelts, grab your popcorn, and letβs plunge into this cinematic black hole together. Remember, Iβm your guide, Review Rani, and no, I donβt have a parachute. π
Our brave protagonist, Sourabh Sharma (a.k.a. Siddharth Bodke), charges into this den of βanti-nationalβ left-wing students like a knight in tarnished armor. His mission? To protect the sacred Indian culture. So, he grabs his cultural shield, and off he goes, battling the demonic celebrations of Mahishasura and lefty professors with shady intentions. Itβs like a Bollywood version of βClash of Clans,β but without the excitement. π΄
The film, in its wisdom, decides to throw in a dance number or two, because whatβs a movie without a bit of song and dance, right? π Itβs like adding ketchup to a biryani, utterly unnecessary and frankly, a bit disgusting. And then thereβs the dialogue, which seems to be a blast from Bollywoodβs past, making you wonder if youβve accidentally stepped into a time machine and ended up in the 90s.
The filmβs poster boldly asks, βCan one educational university break the nation?β But while theyβre busy trying to answer that, they seem to forget that this βone educational universityβ is also one of the most renowned in the country. Itβs like criticizing a Michelin-star restaurant for not serving street food. π€·ββοΈ
The saving grace (if you can call it that) comes in the form of Vijay Raaz and Ravi Kishan. Their cameo appearances as cops are the only part of the film where the laughter is intentional. Piyush Mishra also makes a blink-and-miss appearance, but his song is a rare gem in this rubble.
In conclusion, at a dragging 150 minutes, βJahangir National Universityβ is more of a test of your patience than a cinematic experience. Itβs like a long, boring lecture on a subject youβre not interested in, but you still have to sit through it becauseβ¦ well, because I had to review it. π
Raniβs Wrap-Up: This film is like a samosa without the filling, looks promising from the outside, but leaves you feeling hollow and unsatisfied. So, if you have 150 minutes to spare, Iβd recommend watching paint dry. Itβs more entertaining, I promise. π