🤣🤣🤣 (Rating: 3 out of 5)
Well, well, well, it seems Bollywood is finally getting a little real estate-savvy! Hold onto your popcorn, folks, because we’re going on a wild ride through Mumbai’s insane property market, all in the name of a charming old bungalow. So, let’s get down to it – here’s Review Rani, your friendly neighbourhood Bollywood critic, ready to rip apart Raj Trivedi’s latest flick, ‘Jo Tera Hai Woh Mera Hai’.
Our story revolves around a certain Mitesh (Amit Sial), who has been drooling over a particular bungalow since he was knee-high to a grasshopper. This isn’t just any bungalow, mind you, it’s one owned by a certain Govinda (Paresh Rawal), Bollywood’s token ‘I’ve been around since the dinosaurs’ actor. So, what does our hero do? He hatches a plot as elaborate as a Karan Johar family drama to get his hands on that property!
Amit Sial plays the wannabe homeowner with the kind of desperation that makes you want to run a crowdfunding campaign for him. His scheming and plotting to wrestle the bungalow from Govinda is filled with more twists and turns than a rickshaw ride through Mumbai’s gullies. And let’s not forget his tightrope walk between a nagging wife (Sonali Kulkarni), two brats, and a mistress (Sonnalli Seygall), who’s hotter than a Mumbai summer.
Govinda, on the other hand, delivers his standard ‘annoying yet lovable’ act that we’ve all seen before. His interactions with Mitesh are the film’s saving grace, and boy, does this film need saving! The supporting cast, including Faisal Khan as a moneylender and Nitesh Pandey as a shady businessman, are the icing on this messy cake, adding some much-needed flavour to Mitesh’s convoluted life.
The film’s screenplay, written by Aditya Rawal and peppered with some spicy dialogues from Devang Tiwari and Amit Pradhan, is as chaotic as Mumbai’s traffic. Yet, despite all the hustling and bustling, the film fails to pick up pace. It’s like a slow local train that promises to take you on a thrilling journey but ends up stopping at every possible station.
‘Jo Tera Hai Woh Mera Hai’ is a lukewarm comedy about ambition, greed, and the terrifying realities of Mumbai’s property market. Despite the promising premise and commendable performances from Amit Sial and Paresh Rawal, the film fails to pack a punch. It’s like ordering a spicy biryani and getting bland pulao instead.
Rani’s Wrap-Up:
In a nutshell, ‘Jo Tera Hai Woh Mera Hai’ is like a Bollywood masala film without the masala. It’s worth a watch if you’re into real estate, or if you want to see Amit Sial desperately trying to cheat Paresh Rawal. Otherwise, you’re better off re-watching ‘Hera Pheri’ for the hundredth time. 😉
