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π¬ Cue dramatic Bollywood music π΅ β Ladies and gentlemen, itβs Review Rani, back again with her snarky, sarcastic, and highly entertaining take on Bollywoodβs latest misfires. Buckle up, because weβre about to dive into the abyss of mediocrity that is β βLuv You Shankarβ. π
In this hot mess of a film, we follow the exploits of Shivansh, an 8-year-old kid who, after a small mishap, discovers that heβs the reincarnation of a Lord Shiva devotee β Rudra. What follows is a painfully predictable tale of revenge against a fraudulent Guru, Siddheshwar, whoβs responsible for Rudraβs untimely death. The film supposedly targets the kids, but I doubt even they would be able to sit through such a dull plot and lackluster performances. πͺ
Little Shivansh (Mann Gandhi), living the high life in London, suddenly finds himself in a hospital bed with some past life revelations. He learns that heβs the reincarnation of Rudra (a rather disappointing Shreyas Talpade), and sets off to Banaras to settle some old scores. Along the way, he reconnects with Madhav (Hemant Pandey, the only shining light in this cinematic black hole), and Siddhu (Abhimanyu Singh), whoβs now a scammy Guru. π
The film attempts to sprinkle some magic with animated sequences but falls flat on its face. Even the presence of talented actors like Shreyas Talpade and Abhimanyu Singh couldnβt save this ship from sinking. Hemant Pandey does manage to infuse some life into the narrative with his portrayal of Madhav, and Sanjay Mishraβs small role provides temporary relief. However, Mann Gandhiβs flat portrayal of Shivansh and Tanishaaβs forgettable cameo only add to the pile of mediocrity. π
Directed by Sanjay S Ruia, the film is a failed attempt at recreating the charm of his earlier work, βMy Friend Ganeshaβ. It starts in London, shifts to Banaras, but fails to capture the essence of either city. The animated sequences featuring Lord Shiva are a major letdown, with a glaring lack of creativity and innovation. The film kicks off with a promising start but soon descends into a pit of disappointment. βΉοΈ
Raniβs Rap-up: βLuv You Shankarβ is like a poorly cooked dish β it starts off with a promising aroma but ends up leaving a terrible aftertaste. Itβs a film that leaves you yearning for the end credits. If thereβs one thing you should take away from this review, itβs this β avoid βLuv You Shankarβ like a plague. Trust me, your time is better spent elsewhere. π ββοΈπ₯