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Once upon a time, in the sprawling metropolis of Mumbai, a young chap named Bhuppi (played by Vinod Rawat) attempts to be the life of the Bollywood party. Heâs just another face in the crowd, dreaming of his name in lights, but instead finds himself drowning in the sea of anonymity. Along comes a role that makes him share screen-time with Rajkummar Rao. (Quite the upgrade, huh?) But poor Bhuppi is all nerves, and the only thing heâs nailing is a headache.
Ask Review Rani, and sheâll tell you that the real drama begins when Bhuppiâs âfriendâ (if you can call him that), Sumit, decides to play the villain, threatening to release a naughty video of our hero unless he coughs up 8 lakh rupees. Bhuppi, left with no choice, heads back to his hometown in Uttarakhand to grab his inheritance. But letâs just say, his hometown is not exactly rolling out the red carpet for him.
Raniâs Reel Talk
Directed by Vinod Rawat, who apparently moonlights as an acting coach to Bollywood biggies like Hrithik Roshan, this film is like a slow-cooked meal that forgot the seasoning. Rawatâs attempt at authenticity by casting his family members and shooting in his picturesque hometown of Nainital might seem like a masterstroke. But itâs more like a clumsy painting â itâs pretty, but it doesnât make much sense.
Our boy Bhuppi, portrayed by Rawat, is a bit of a puzzle. Sometimes you root for him, at other times, youâre left scratching your head. Rita Heer, who plays the unpredictable Dimple, sparkles occasionally, while Hemant Pandey as the chatty, flirtatious taxi driver Hemant, is the real scene-stealer. But the filmâs strength wanes when these characters are not together, leaving you yawning and checking your watch more often than youâd like.
Raniâs Rhetoric
The cinematography, led by Dhawalika Singh, does a decent job of capturing Uttarakhandâs beauty. But itâs like a pretty backdrop for a lousy school play. Itâs there, but itâs not quite there, if you know what I mean.
In short, âPushtainiâ is like a rollercoaster ride thatâs all build-up and no thrill. It tries to weave together Bhuppiâs past regrets, present struggles, and future dreams, but ends up tripping over its own shoelaces. Itâs like a poorly knitted sweater â sure, itâll keep you warm, but itâs full of holes.
Raniâs Wrap-Up
âPushtainiâ is like waiting for a punchline that never comes. Itâs a film that promises a scenic drive but ends up feeling more like a bumpy rickshaw ride. So, if you have an afternoon to spare and nothing better to do, grab some popcorn and give it a whirl. But donât say Review Rani didnât warn you. đ
And remember, in the words of Review Rani, âEvery film is a hit, until you watch it.â đĽđż
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