đ¤ˇââď¸âď¸ Well, well, well, what do we have here? A movie that I wish I could classify as "so bad itâs good," but alas, it doesnât even reach that low bar. Buckle up, buttercups, because Review Rani is about to tell you all about the cinematic disaster that is âThe Diary of West Bengalâ.
Our tale commences with poor Suhasini, a Bangladeshi Hindu lass, forced to abandon home post the brutal murder of her parents in a genocide. She then finds herself in the so-called âparadiseâ of West Bengal, where, surprise surprise, she unwittingly becomes a pawn in the reprehensible game of religious conversion by some radical Islamists.
The movie, which stretches for an agonizing 135 minutes, is akin to a never-ending car crash â itâs painful to watch, but you canât look away because youâre hoping there might be a miraculous turn of events. Trust me, there isnât. Itâs a sad spectacle of mediocre performances, a stale plot as old as sin, and a political message thatâs as subtle as a sledgehammer. đ¤Śââď¸
The plot revolves around Suhasini (played by Arshin Mehta) who, after fleeing Bangladesh, is âhelpedâ by Islamic radicals to settle in West Bengal. But their âhelpâ comes with a hidden agenda â to convert her to Islam to strengthen a political partyâs vote bank. Yajur Marwah, portraying Atik/Prateek, tries his best to emote, but alas, his attempt is as successful as my diet plans after a bowl of gulab jamun.
Unfortunately, the entire cast seems to be in a competition to see who can be the most forgettable. If only there were a Razzie award for the most ineffective ensemble cast! The dialogue is so cringe-inducing that you might find yourself reaching for a stress ball just to get through each scene.
The film attempts to be a political commentary, but itâs so blatantly obvious and poorly executed that itâs more like a parody of a political thriller. It tries to touch upon the contemporary issues of Rohingya Muslims and West Bengal politics but ends up making a mockery of it due to amateur direction.
To sum it all up, âThe Diary of West Bengalâ is a cinematic catastrophe that makes you question the very essence of filmmaking. Itâs like a poorly cooked biryani â all the ingredients are there, but the end product is a tasteless, unappetizing mess.
Raniâs Wrap-Up: If youâre considering watching this movie, Iâd recommend sticking pins in your eyes â itâll be less painful. And, on that cheerful note, Review Rani is signing off! Until next time, folks! đââď¸âď¸
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