Release Date: 30 November -0001
Director: Farhad Samji
Producer: Salim Khan
Cast: {{Ubl
Music Director: {{Ubl
Box Office: ₹182.44 crore
Plot Summary: Bhaijaan, a brave person, lives with his three brothers, Ishq, Moh and Love in a colony of Delhi, and is often caught in fights. Bhaijaan hates the idea of marriage, as he feels that his wife might create disharmony among brothers. Though the younger brothers pretend they don't want to get married, they all have secret lovers: Sukun, Muskaan and Chahat. The brothers learn through Nadeem Chacha that Bhaijaan was in love with a girl named Bhagyalakshmi (fondly called Bhagya) and his brothers scheme to find her and reintroduce her to Bhaijaan to rekindle their relationship, but later find that she is married now and has a son. The brothers conspire to find another woman named Bhagyalakshmi, because Bhaijaan was not in love with that girl so much as her name, where they finally meet another girl named Gundamaneni Bhagyalakshmi, a Telugu-speaking girl, and they finally make Bhagya and Bhaijaan fall for each other. Bhaijaan clashes with a goon called Mahavir to take care of the colony. Mahavir tries to attack the colony, but Bhaijaan thwarts their attempts. While travelling by train to Bhagya's village in Telangana, Bhaijaan learns that Bhagya's brother Gundamaneni Balakrishna actually hates violence. Later, a few goons enter the train, but Bhaijaan bashes all the goons, Bhagya is shocked to see Bhaijaan whom she thought was a non-violent person. She tries to leave for her village, but Bhaijaan convinces Bhagya and tells her that he would never harbor violence again. Bhaijaan and his brothers, along with Bhagya arrive at Bhagya's village with a clean shaven look, where he and his brothers are welcomed and respected by her family. Bhaijaan is touched and impressed by their love, affection and hospitality. Bhaijaan discovers that a goon named Kodati Nageshwara wants to kill Balakrishna and his family, and has also joined Mahavir to take down Bhaijaan. Learning this, Balakrishna seeks forgiveness from Nageshwara. It is revealed that Nageshwara's father Rameshwara was supplying narcotics at his coffee factory. Balakrishna, who was formerly a goon called 'Rowdy' Anna complained against Rameshwara, who later died after his reputation got damaged. Nageshwara witnessed his father's death and swore revenge against Balakrishna, who later quit violence for Bhagya and his family, who are unaware of this. Nageshwara attempts to attack Balakrishna and his family, but Bhaijaan thwarts his attempts and keeps them in a safe place. Later, Bhaijaan and his brothers, along with Balakrishna and his family arrive in Delhi for Bhaijaan and Bhagyalakshmi 's engagement, where Nageshwara and Mahavir attack them, but Bhaijaan and a changed Balakrishna manage to kill Nageshwar. Bhaijaan also manages to kill Mahavir and save his family and the colony.
Music Director: {{Ubl
Box Office: ₹182.44 crore
🌟🌟💫 (2/5 stars)
Introduction:
Brace yourselves, Bhai fans, because Salman Khan is back with "Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan," a masala entertainer that's as bland as unsalted popcorn and as predictable as a Salman Khan film! 🍿😪 Directed by Farhad Samji, this Eidi from Bhaijaan is like a reheated biryani that's lost its flavor and its zing. 🍚😔
Plot:
The story of "Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan" is as old as the jokes in Salman's "Bigg Boss" episodes. 📺😴 Bhaijaan plays Bhaijaan, a tough guy with a heart of gold who must protect his family from a group of goons led by the boxing champion Vijender Singh (playing himself, because why not? 🤷♂️). The plot is as thin as Salman's hairline and as convoluted as the film's title, with more twists than a plate of twisted noodles. 🍝🤯
Performances:
Salman Khan is, well, Salman Khan. He's the same Bhai we've seen in countless films, with the same smirk, the same slow-motion walks, and the same shirtless scenes that make his fans go wild. 😎💪 Pooja Hegde is the token love interest, and her chemistry with Salman is as sizzling as a wet firecracker. 💦🎇 The rest of the cast, including Venkatesh, Jagapathi Babu, and Raghav Juyal, are as forgettable as Salman's previous Eidi, "Radhe." 😕🎁
Action and Comedy:
The action sequences in "Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan" are as over-the-top as Salman's biceps, with Bhai single-handedly taking down hordes of goons while barely breaking a sweat. 💪😅 The comedy, however, is as stale as last year's Eid sweets, with jokes that fall flatter than a deflated balloon. 🎈😔 Even the usually reliable Farhad Samji fails to inject any life into the proceedings, making the film feel like a three-hour slog through a desert of mediocrity. 🏜️😴
Music and Dance:
The music of "Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan" is as forgettable as Salman's previous Eid releases, with songs like "Yentamma" and "Billi Billi" that will make you want to hit the skip button faster than Salman's famous bracelet-clad wrist. 💿👎 The dance numbers are as uninspired as the film's plot, with Salman's signature moves looking as tired as the audience by the end of the film. 💃😴
Conclusion:
"Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan" is proof that even Salman Khan's star power can't save a film that's as stale as last year's biryani. 🍚😴 It's a masala misfire that's best avoided, unless you're a die-hard Bhai fan who's willing to sit through anything for a glimpse of his famous abs. 💪😍 Review Rani gives it a disappointing 2 stars out of 5. 🌟🌟💫
So, if you're looking for a mindless masala entertainer this Eid, you're better off rewatching one of Salman's old hits like "Wanted" or "Dabangg." 📼👮♂️ As for "Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan," it's an Eidi that's best returned for a refund. 💸😅
