🌟🌟🌟💫 (3/5 stars) Introduction:Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of emotions and chaos with “Bholaa,” Ajay Devgn’s latest outing as both actor and director. 🌪️🎬 This spiritual remake of the Tamil hit “Kaithi” promises an intense journey filled with action, drama, and a touch of divine intervention. However, much like Bhola’s tumultuous life, the film’s execution…
🤷♀️👎👎👎👎👎 (1 out of 5 stars) 🎬 Cue dramatic Bollywood music 🎵 – Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Review Rani, back again with her snarky, sarcastic, and highly entertaining take on Bollywood’s latest misfires. Buckle up, because we’re about to dive into the abyss of mediocrity that is – ‘Luv You Shankar’. 😖 In this hot…
🙃1.5/5 😒 Well, hello there, folks. It’s your friendly neighborhood Review Rani, here to rescue you from the doldrums of another Bollywood blunder. Let’s wade into the murky waters of "Do Aur Do Pyaar" (Or as I like to call it, "Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth: the Movie"). Wanna know the plot? Well, we…
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ Gather around folks, your favorite Review Rani has returned! And oh boy, do I have a tale for you all. Brace yourselves and grab some popcorn, because we’re diving into the deep end of Bollywood’s latest attempt at social commentary – ‘Kaam Chalu Hai’! ‘Kaam Chalu Hai’ attempts to awaken us to the plight…
🌟🌟🌟 (Three out of five stars) Well, butter my biscuits and call me Rani! I’ve just witnessed an elephant’s journey that somehow made me question if Dumbo had a long-lost Indian cousin. So, buckle up, folks, as Review Rani takes you on a wild ride through the jungle – Bollywood style! 🐘 Meet Appu, the…
🤡🤡🤡 (3 out of 5 emoji stars) "Welcome to the dark side of the digital age, where the only love you’ll find is for your devices." Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone in between, it’s your girl Review Rani back at it again, this time navigating the murky waters of Dibakar Banerjee’s sequel,…
🙄🙄✨✨✨ (2.5 out of 5) Well, butter my popcorn and call me Review Rani, because I’ve just sat through ‘Silence 2: The Night Owl Bar Shootout’, and boy, am I bursting with witticisms. 🍿 So, here’s the scoop, buttercups. Some high-profile hoo-ha goes down at a snazzy Mumbai nightclub, and Manoj Bajpayee, our resident crime-buster…
🌟🌟👋 (2.5 out of 5 stars) 🎬 🎥 Hey, film fanatics! It’s the one and only Review Rani here, back to drop a bomb of truth on your cinema-loving hearts. Buckle up, because today we’re diving into the cesspool of clichés and lackluster storytelling that is ‘Ameena.’ Let’s embark on this turbulent roller-coaster ride together,…
⭐️⭐️⭐️🔸🔸 (3/5) "Music, Murder & Mayhem – Welcome to the Chamkila Show!" 💃🕺💥🔫 Hi there, it’s Review Rani, back at it again with another twisted take on Bollywood’s latest offering. This time, we’re diving into the murky waters of Punjab’s music scene with a biopic of the infamous Amar Singh Chamkila. Now, who’s that you…
🤩🤩🤩🤩⭐(4.5 out of 5) Well, butter my biscuit and call me starstruck, because today we’re diving into the deep, dark, and oh-so-dramatic world of ‘Gauraiya Live’. Buckle up, folks, because Review Rani is about to take you on a rollercoaster ride of sarcasm and wit. So, we have a sweet little girl named Gauraiya (played…
👑👑👑 (3/5) Well, well, well. Here we are again, my Bollywood crazed darlings, with yet another flick trying to save the day, and the country, with a sprinkle of patriotism and a dash of tech-wizardry. This time it’s a power-packed duo, Captain Rocky (Akshay Kumar) and Captain Freddy (Tiger Shroff), who are our saving grace…
🙃🙃🙃🙃✨ (4.5/5) Well, buckle up buttercups, we’re about to plunge headlong into the chaotic world of Indian football from a time when it was actually good. You heard it right, my lovelies, once upon a time, our boys were kicking it on the field, not just in the cricket ground, but on the football turf…
🌟🌟 (2 out of 5 stars) 👋 Hello, Bollywood buffs! Here’s Review Rani, your snarky, hilarious guide to the cinema madness, and today, I’ve got a real treat for you. We’re diving into the wild world of AI and tech with a movie that tried so hard to be a thriller but ended up being…
🌟🌟🌟✨ (3.5/5) Hold onto your popcorn, folks! Because I, your beloved Review Rani, am about to dive into Bollywood’s latest offering, "The Defective Detectives." Now, don’t let the title fool you into thinking you’re in for a rip-roaring comedy extravaganza. No siree! What we’ve got here is a comedy that’s as inconsistent as Mumbai’s monsoon…
🤩🤩🤩🤷♀️🤷♀️ Spoiler alert! Well, if you’re reading a film review, you’re kind of asking for it. Hold your popcorn, folks. This is Review Rani, back with her sparkling wit, not-so-sugar-coated sarcasm and no-nonsense lens on Bollywood’s latest offering, "Ek Kori Prem Katha". Let’s dive in, shall we? The film starts promisingly enough. A feisty woman,…
🌟🌟🌟 (3/5) Leaning into the sarcasm chair Once upon a time in the land of surrogacy – Gujarat’s Anand, a feisty and audacious 25-year-old lady, aptly named Jasmine (played by the talented Monika Panwar), decided to rent her womb for some extra bucks. But wait, this isn’t a fairy tale, folks. It’s Dukaan, a film…
🤣🌟🌟2.5/5 (Yes, that’s sarcasm dripping from the half-star) Well, well, well, here we are again, folks. Another Bollywood flick that’s as predictable as the Indian monsoon and twice as wet. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is Review Rani, your sarcastically hilarious guide to the world of Bollywood insanity, and I’m here to walk you through…
🌟🌟 (2 out of 5 stars) 🎭 The Reel Rumble: ‘Bengal 1947’ – A Partitioned Love So, here’s the thing. ‘Bengal 1947’, a period drama, set in the tempestuous times of India’s partition, wants to sell us a love story. A sophisticated London-educated lad of Zamindar descent and a simple lass from a lower caste,…
🔥🔥🔥_1/2 (3.5 out of 5, if you need a translation!) Well, well, well, if it isn’t another Bollywood film trying to cash in on our never-ending nostalgia for school days. "Woh Bhi Din The" is like that old classmate who shows up at the reunion, a decade late, looking a bit ragged around the edges,…
💩💩💩💩 (4/5) Oh, Bollywood! You never cease to amaze me with your bizarre concoctions. This time, it’s "Patna Shukla," a film that tries to blend courtroom drama with a socio-legal narrative. Well, let’s dive into this mess, shall we? Hello, peeps! This is your one and only Review Rani, back with another scathing review. Buckle…
