🙄🙄🙄 (3 out of 5) 📝 Review Rani’s Rave: “A death-obsessed shutterbug, an ancient city, and the relentless march of technology – welcome to the slow-cooker of existential crises, folks. 📸☠️🏞️” In the heart of Varanasi’s Manikarnika ghat, our gloomy protagonist, a ‘death photographer’ (I kid you not), grapples with the finite nature of life…
🤔🤨👎👍👌 (2.5 out of 5 emojis) Let’s kick this off with a zinger, shall we? 🎉 So, here we have a film, "Kartam Bhugtam", that seems to have taken the phrase "What goes around comes around" a tad too seriously. And I, your beloved Review Rani, am here to give my two cents on it….
🌟🌟🌟🌟 Is it a bird, is it a plane? Nope, it’s just another Bollywood biopic set to tickle your tear ducts and ignite your patriotic spirit. 😉 This time, we’re riding shotgun with the visually-challenged business whizz, Srikanth Bolla. So, sit tight and fasten your seatbelts as Review Rani takes you on a rollercoaster ride…
🌟🌟✨ (2.5 out of 5) 🎬🎭🎞️ "My Dear Romeo & Juliet, this ain’t your typical love story!" 🎞️🎭🎬 Welcome, darlings, to another episode of "Review Rani" ripping apart another Bollywood flick that promised us the moon but ended up giving us a deflated balloon. 😴 So, let’s dive into this overcooked stew of a love…
😣👎 (Rating: 1/5) Well, well, well! If it isn’t another documentary trying to “redefine” and “challenge” societal norms. This time, our brave heroine is Srishti Bakshi, who took it upon herself to walk across India, in search of answers about gender definitions, sexual assault, and domestic violence. Brilliant! A stroll across the country should surely…
😒😒 ½ (2.5 out of 5) 💁🏽♀️ Welcome, my dear Bollywood fanatics, to another episode of the “Review Rani” show, where the silver screen meets the golden sarcasm. Let’s dive right into the technicolor sea of our latest catch, ‘Gabru Gang’. Brace yourselves, because this one is going to be a ‘flyer’! Our story is…
🌟🌟🌟 (3 out of 5 stars) Well, well, well, if it isn’t another underdog story to tug at our heartstrings. This time, it’s the turn of a timid teenager who, driven by the need to shield his mom and younger brother from their turbulent home life, musters up the courage to get into a boxing…
Rating: ⭐️⭐️⭐️👀👀 📝Here’s the dish on Ruslaan!📝 Well, well, well, if it isn’t another flick about a wronged hero desperately needing to clear his name and save the nation! The plotline of a Bollywood movie – now where have we heard that before? 🤔 Our hero, Ruslaan (played by Aayush Sharma), is the son of…
🌟🌟🌟💫 (3/5 stars) Introduction:Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of emotions and chaos with “Bholaa,” Ajay Devgn’s latest outing as both actor and director. 🌪️🎬 This spiritual remake of the Tamil hit “Kaithi” promises an intense journey filled with action, drama, and a touch of divine intervention. However, much like Bhola’s tumultuous life, the film’s execution…
🤷♀️👎👎👎👎👎 (1 out of 5 stars) 🎬 Cue dramatic Bollywood music 🎵 – Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Review Rani, back again with her snarky, sarcastic, and highly entertaining take on Bollywood’s latest misfires. Buckle up, because we’re about to dive into the abyss of mediocrity that is – ‘Luv You Shankar’. 😖 In this hot…
🙃1.5/5 😒 Well, hello there, folks. It’s your friendly neighborhood Review Rani, here to rescue you from the doldrums of another Bollywood blunder. Let’s wade into the murky waters of "Do Aur Do Pyaar" (Or as I like to call it, "Too Many Cooks Spoil the Broth: the Movie"). Wanna know the plot? Well, we…
🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ Gather around folks, your favorite Review Rani has returned! And oh boy, do I have a tale for you all. Brace yourselves and grab some popcorn, because we’re diving into the deep end of Bollywood’s latest attempt at social commentary – ‘Kaam Chalu Hai’! ‘Kaam Chalu Hai’ attempts to awaken us to the plight…
🌟🌟🌟 (Three out of five stars) Well, butter my biscuits and call me Rani! I’ve just witnessed an elephant’s journey that somehow made me question if Dumbo had a long-lost Indian cousin. So, buckle up, folks, as Review Rani takes you on a wild ride through the jungle – Bollywood style! 🐘 Meet Appu, the…
🤡🤡🤡 (3 out of 5 emoji stars) "Welcome to the dark side of the digital age, where the only love you’ll find is for your devices." Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and everyone in between, it’s your girl Review Rani back at it again, this time navigating the murky waters of Dibakar Banerjee’s sequel,…
🙄🙄✨✨✨ (2.5 out of 5) Well, butter my popcorn and call me Review Rani, because I’ve just sat through ‘Silence 2: The Night Owl Bar Shootout’, and boy, am I bursting with witticisms. 🍿 So, here’s the scoop, buttercups. Some high-profile hoo-ha goes down at a snazzy Mumbai nightclub, and Manoj Bajpayee, our resident crime-buster…
🌟🌟👋 (2.5 out of 5 stars) 🎬 🎥 Hey, film fanatics! It’s the one and only Review Rani here, back to drop a bomb of truth on your cinema-loving hearts. Buckle up, because today we’re diving into the cesspool of clichés and lackluster storytelling that is ‘Ameena.’ Let’s embark on this turbulent roller-coaster ride together,…
⭐️⭐️⭐️🔸🔸 (3/5) "Music, Murder & Mayhem – Welcome to the Chamkila Show!" 💃🕺💥🔫 Hi there, it’s Review Rani, back at it again with another twisted take on Bollywood’s latest offering. This time, we’re diving into the murky waters of Punjab’s music scene with a biopic of the infamous Amar Singh Chamkila. Now, who’s that you…
🤩🤩🤩🤩⭐(4.5 out of 5) Well, butter my biscuit and call me starstruck, because today we’re diving into the deep, dark, and oh-so-dramatic world of ‘Gauraiya Live’. Buckle up, folks, because Review Rani is about to take you on a rollercoaster ride of sarcasm and wit. So, we have a sweet little girl named Gauraiya (played…
👑👑👑 (3/5) Well, well, well. Here we are again, my Bollywood crazed darlings, with yet another flick trying to save the day, and the country, with a sprinkle of patriotism and a dash of tech-wizardry. This time it’s a power-packed duo, Captain Rocky (Akshay Kumar) and Captain Freddy (Tiger Shroff), who are our saving grace…
🙃🙃🙃🙃✨ (4.5/5) Well, buckle up buttercups, we’re about to plunge headlong into the chaotic world of Indian football from a time when it was actually good. You heard it right, my lovelies, once upon a time, our boys were kicking it on the field, not just in the cricket ground, but on the football turf…
