🌟🌟 (2 out of 5 stars) 👋 Hello, Bollywood buffs! Here’s Review Rani, your snarky, hilarious guide to the cinema madness, and today, I’ve got a real treat for you. We’re diving into the wild world of AI and tech with a movie that tried so hard to be a thriller but ended up being…
🌟🌟🌟✨ (3.5/5) Hold onto your popcorn, folks! Because I, your beloved Review Rani, am about to dive into Bollywood’s latest offering, "The Defective Detectives." Now, don’t let the title fool you into thinking you’re in for a rip-roaring comedy extravaganza. No siree! What we’ve got here is a comedy that’s as inconsistent as Mumbai’s monsoon…
🤩🤩🤩🤷♀️🤷♀️ Spoiler alert! Well, if you’re reading a film review, you’re kind of asking for it. Hold your popcorn, folks. This is Review Rani, back with her sparkling wit, not-so-sugar-coated sarcasm and no-nonsense lens on Bollywood’s latest offering, "Ek Kori Prem Katha". Let’s dive in, shall we? The film starts promisingly enough. A feisty woman,…
🌟🌟🌟 (3/5) Leaning into the sarcasm chair Once upon a time in the land of surrogacy – Gujarat’s Anand, a feisty and audacious 25-year-old lady, aptly named Jasmine (played by the talented Monika Panwar), decided to rent her womb for some extra bucks. But wait, this isn’t a fairy tale, folks. It’s Dukaan, a film…
🤣🌟🌟2.5/5 (Yes, that’s sarcasm dripping from the half-star) Well, well, well, here we are again, folks. Another Bollywood flick that’s as predictable as the Indian monsoon and twice as wet. Buckle up, buttercups, because this is Review Rani, your sarcastically hilarious guide to the world of Bollywood insanity, and I’m here to walk you through…
🌟🌟 (2 out of 5 stars) 🎭 The Reel Rumble: ‘Bengal 1947’ – A Partitioned Love So, here’s the thing. ‘Bengal 1947’, a period drama, set in the tempestuous times of India’s partition, wants to sell us a love story. A sophisticated London-educated lad of Zamindar descent and a simple lass from a lower caste,…
🔥🔥🔥_1/2 (3.5 out of 5, if you need a translation!) Well, well, well, if it isn’t another Bollywood film trying to cash in on our never-ending nostalgia for school days. "Woh Bhi Din The" is like that old classmate who shows up at the reunion, a decade late, looking a bit ragged around the edges,…
💩💩💩💩 (4/5) Oh, Bollywood! You never cease to amaze me with your bizarre concoctions. This time, it’s "Patna Shukla," a film that tries to blend courtroom drama with a socio-legal narrative. Well, let’s dive into this mess, shall we? Hello, peeps! This is your one and only Review Rani, back with another scathing review. Buckle…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4/5) “If you thought smuggling gold was a man’s job, then hold onto your popcorn, because these ladies are about to turn your world upside down!” Hello folks! It’s your girl, Review Rani, back with a fresh dose of Bollywood madness. This time, I’m diving headfirst into the gold-laden chaos of ‘Crew’. You know,…
My Rating: 😍😍😍.5/5 (3.5 stars out of 5) Listen up, jasoos! Review Rani is here to decode the biggest Hindi film release this Republic Day – Fighter. Is it just an extended Air Force recruitment video or does it actually pack some paisa vasool entertainment? Keep reading to find out! Right off the bat, let…
🌟🌟🌟🌟💥 (4.5/5 stars) Introduction:Brace yourselves, Bhai fans, because the Tiger is back with a vengeance! 🔥 “Tiger 3” is here to prove that when it comes to high-octane action and killer swag, nobody does it better than Salman Khan. This explosive sequel is a wild ride that’s as thrilling as a leap across rooftops and…
🌟🌟🌟🌟 (4/5 stars) Introduction:Attention all Fukras and Fukris! The Jugaadu boys are back with another wild ride filled with more chaos, comedy, and kaand than you can shake a stick at. 🎢😂 “Fukrey 3” is here to prove that the third time’s the charm when it comes to this beloved franchise, and it’s packed with…
🌟🌟🌟✨ (3/5 stars) Introduction:Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for another round of rib-tickling laughter and gender-bending antics with “Dream Girl 2”! 🎉 Ayushmann Khurrana is back as Pooja, the sultry-voiced phone operator who can charm the pants off anyone, and this time, he’s got more tricks up his saree sleeve than a magician at a…
🌟🌟🌟🌟💥 (4.5/5 stars) Introduction:Brace yourselves, Bollywood fans, because the wait is finally over! 🎉 “Gadar 2,” the much-anticipated sequel to the iconic “Gadar: Ek Prem Katha,” is here to take you on an emotional rollercoaster ride that’s as intense as Tara Singh’s love for his family and his country. 💖🇮🇳 Director Anil Sharma and the…
🌟🌟🌟🌟💫 (4.5/5 stars) Title: “Mrs. Chatterjee vs Norway: Rani Mukerji’s Powerhouse Performance in this Emotionally Charged Drama Will Leave You in Tears 😢💪” Introduction:Get ready to embark on an emotional rollercoaster with “Mrs. Chatterjee vs Norway,” a heart-wrenching tale based on the true story of an Indian mother’s battle against the Norwegian Child Welfare Services….
🌟🌟🌟💫 (3.5/5 stars) Introduction:Grab your tissue box and get ready for a heartwarming ride with “Satyaprem Ki Katha,” a romantic comedy that’s sweeter than a box of motichoor laddoos and more comforting than a warm cup of chai on a rainy day. 🌧️☕ Starring Kartik Aaryan and Kiara Advani, this film is a delightful reminder…
🌟💫 (1.5/5 stars) Introduction:Brace yourselves, mythology enthusiasts, for a cinematic experience that’s as disappointing as a bow without an arrow. 🏹😔 “Adipurush,” directed by Om Raut, promises to bring the epic tale of Ramayana to life but ends up being a CGI-laden mess that fails to capture the essence of the beloved epic. With a…
🌟💫 (1.5/5 stars) Introduction:Brace yourselves for a cinematic experience that’s as controversial as it is cringeworthy! “The Kerala Story” promises to shed light on a shocking issue but ends up being as flimsy as a pappadum in a monsoon. 🌧️😒 Directed by Sudipto Sen, this film is a classic example of how not to handle…
🌟🌟🌟✨ (3.5/5 stars) Introduction:Get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions with “Rocky Aur Rani Ki Prem Kahani,” Karan Johar’s triumphant return to the director’s chair after a seven-year hiatus! 🎬💖 This heartwarming tale of love, laughter, and family is a vintage KJo romance that will make you laugh, cry, and fall in love all…
🌟🌟💫 (2/5 stars) Introduction:Brace yourselves, Bhai fans, because Salman Khan is back with “Kisi Ka Bhai Kisi Ki Jaan,” a masala entertainer that’s as bland as unsalted popcorn and as predictable as a Salman Khan film! 🍿😪 Directed by Farhad Samji, this Eidi from Bhaijaan is like a reheated biryani that’s lost its flavor and…
