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Hey Bollywood Buffs! It’s your favorite nosy neighbor, Khabree Kiran, back with another slice of B-town gossip. Today, I’m serving you some piping hot tea on the latest Bollywood flick that’s making waves (or ripples, rather) at the box office. Buckle up, because we’re diving into the world of "Ulajh"!
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So, 2024 seems to be the year when dragging audiences to theatres on the first day is like asking them to climb Mount Everest without oxygen. Bhai, people have become super picky about what they want to watch. Unless it’s something mega-mind-blowing, they’re like, "Meh, I’ll wait for the reviews." Even the biggies with our beloved stars are finding it tough to pull in the crowds on Day 1. 😅
Now, in this scenario, expecting a mid-budget, female-led espionage thriller-drama to hit it out of the park on a Friday is like hoping for a miracle in the middle of Mumbai traffic.
Ulajh opened exactly as predicted, with collections falling in the 1-1.5 crore range. To be precise, it managed to scrape together 1.37 crore on its first day. Shocking? Nah, not really.
Janhvi Kapoor’s latest venture is clearly aimed at the so-called intelligentsia, hoping to pull in the crowd from premium multiplexes in major metros. If the word-of-mouth is good, maybe, just maybe, the numbers will double on Saturday. And if the stars align perfectly, we might see a jump on Sunday too. But that’s a lot of ifs and buts, my friends.
All eyes are now on how much Ulajh can rake in today. Will it be a slow and steady climb, or will it fizzle out faster than a bottle of flat soda? Only time will tell.
Note: Box office numbers are based on estimates and various sources. Numbers have not been independently verified by Khabree Kiran.
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Kiran’s Gyan:
In Bollywood, it’s not just about the paisa vasool. Sometimes, it’s about the janta’s mood. Kabhi kabhi, the audience just wants some good ol’ masala, and no amount of highbrow cinema can change that. So, filmmakers, maybe it’s time to mix a little more tadka in your scripts!
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